Fan works you later regretted creating

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This is an actual character I had

This guy is Bronze Yoshi [drawn by LunaYoshi - told you I was a part of that community ):]
That's him. Literally a bronze Yoshi.
His skin is not a really good suntan but he is literally made of bronze. Metallic, shiny bronze.
What the actual hell. It dawned upon me literally this week that this character's internal organs would collapse upon themselves given the weight of his skin, and that he would literally not be able to jump because he'd be all dead weight. also HOW DOES THIS CHARACTER NOT RUST

careful Kosheh, you might be giving Nintendo free ideas here for Mario kart.