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[Phantom Killah]

It makes way more sense than giving Captain Falcon pyrokinetic abilities.

I mean, yeah, he's a great bounty hunter. He can do bounty hunter shit.

But that doesn't mean pyrokinesis.

Giving DHD the Zapper makes infinitely more sense.

Also, it's a ZAPPER. It doesn't even kill the ducks. They glare at you as DHD hauls them out of the grass. It ZAPS them. In its only fictional use on Captain N it fired beams of energy. It is not a shotgun.

C. Falcon doesn't have pyrokenesis, he's just so good at punching that it catches the air on fire.

seriously, take a physics class some time