GAMER LOUNGE 20XX (NO CASUALS!!)

[Kosheh]

So, today's nintendo direct:

spoilerriffic. go watch the direct. consciously streaming my responses here.

- holy shit new fire emblem
- releasing puzzle and dragons z/puzzle & dragons mario edition was an incredibly smart move on nintendo's part. i wouldn't pay full price for either game on its own. but now, i might lol.
-is this the new 3ds announcement? nope. oh.
-isn't pokemon shuffle basically trozei? lol might get it....oh wait, Nintendo's first pay-to-play game. way to go to the dark side.
- having wii games title for download with extra features can't help but to make me feel a little cheated. ):
- is this the new 3ds announcement? nope. just bill trinen talking about kirby rainbow curse and amiibo usage.
- MORE AMIIBO. LUCINA. NESS. good that's all i care about
- a second amiibo line. that's cool, i guess. can I use the
- mario party. ok
- captain toad amiibo usage. what a disappoint.
- wow. splatoon. what a shocker. (clothing shop though, this is now goty. dead serious. where's the splatoon amiibo)
- TINGLE HOLY FUCK I LIED HYRULE WARRIORS GOTY oh hey little link
-xenoblade chronicles hmmm...i wonder if there's info on another xenoblade if you know what i mean eheheh
- damn dude. those faces are creepy in xenoblade
- mario vs. donkey kong was announced at e3? really? o-oh. nice tip. stupid name, cool idea.
- project treasure looks a little sweet. for a game that doesn't tell me shit.
- isn't elliot quest a steam game?
- blek? blek. cinemarella might like blek.
- citizens of earth? ...really? it's...being released for wii u? if only people watching this knew the tale of atlus saving it...
- oh. moon chronicles. i just realized i'm watching eshop games. wow that was obvious. WHOA 3D OUTRUNNER
- etrian mystery dungeon? what a...weird crossover.
- IS THAT HARVEST MOON. what is this 'bokujou no monogatari'? im pretty sure its harvest moon with a new name.
- REGGIE. SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT????
- FOSSIL FIGHTERS!!! ONLY NINTENDO CAN MAKE EXCITED ABOUT A GAME I'M VAGUELY INTERESTED IN
- I CANT HELP BUT TO REMEMBER HOW COOL TINGLE IN HYRULE WARRIORS WAS.
- hi reggie. he's talking about the 3ds. it's happening
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!! HE'S GOING TO ANNOUNCE IT. TODAY!!
THE FUTURE
INTRODUCING ME FSDKLJHFKSDJKGKJG

IT'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE NEW NINTENDO 3DS I JUST PEED MY PANTS
special red XL color for america...? nintendo taking itself seriously with these real gamer colors.
IMPROVED SURFING!!!!
FEBRUARY 13TH RELEASE DATE

But that's just the XL...what about the little one with the faceplates...? it's great that it exists reggie, and face-tracking is nice. but i don't like the really large systems. you're gonna drop the bomb in a bit aren't you. you still got 15 minutes.
oh, nice - it works with former circle-pad pro titles. i didn't know that.
don't string me along like this reggie. please.

...seriously dude. i'm actually bummed here.
- codename steam. now that a new fire emblem's been annonced do i even want this.
- FIRE EMBLEM AMIIBO IN THE GAME? HOLY SHIT NEVERMIND...wait, is marth speaking in english...?
- MARTH AMIIBO BEING RE-RELEASED, WHEW
- ace combat? ace combat. ayyyy lmao
- xenoblade chronicles 3ds remake. might have to get it. if they'll release the little new nintendo 3ds.
- oh. 3ds shooting game. ironfall. eh. more like call of tiny.
- special edition monster hunter new 3ds xl....fuck. you're really stringin' me along, nintendo.
- majora's mask 3ds xl. they're really trying hard here.

wait... what? where's the regular new 3ds?

well that was awesome though disappointing.
looks like i'll have to wait a little longer for cool things i guess.