Top Ten of the Week #8 - Does this battle make my butt look fat?

[Kosheh]

2. Obtaining a Majora's Mask of my own to try all those insane tricks the Skull Kid pulls off

thanks, now I'm imagining skull kid in tony hawk pulling off a 180 varial heelflip + manual + pop shove it + nose manual + 180 varial kickflip + nose manual + 180 fs overcrook + bs noseslide + fs tailslide + CHOPPER HOP + bs noseslide + kickflip + varial kickflip + varial heelflip lien + manual + kickflip + varial heelflip + kickflip + kickflip to indy + nose manual as the combo counter begins multiplying his score by 13

Oh. me
Well, let's see


1. Pac-Man's eating ability. I just

a) eat anything i wanted
b) eat as much of it as i wanted
c) never feel the repercussions of it

2. Wavedash IRL. Get from point A to point B with a series of airdodges canceled with momentum while hitting the ground. No one sees me running, I just slide across the ground with a bunch of speed-poofs behind me. Everyone's mad jelly but I'm Stylin As Heck

3. Link's ability to pick up instruments with little to no trouble at all, and have things happen when I play certain melodies. idk, it'd just be really cool and i'd be the life at parties if i played a melody and the sun set and rose

4. Knuckles' abilities
shut up you know it's cool
i'd jump from every tall building in NYC and sail my way halfway down to the other side of the city. When I'm done, I'd just climb up another building with my fists and repeat.