Top Ten of the Week #8 - Does this battle make my butt look fat?

[Kriven]

1. Infinite Appetite

Characters like Kirby and Yoshi are able to just eat and eat, usually without any ill effects to their body or health. They just gorge themselves endlessly. I don't know where it all goes, I don't care.. all I know is that I want the ability to shovel down food with total abandon.

2. Morph Ball

Waking up sucks. I hate it. The worst part is the "up". If I could just turn into a ball and roll out of bed like Samus, that would make things a lot easier.

3. Auto-Healing

This seems to be popular in FPS games right now. Get shot? Not a problem! Just crawl behind a rock and sit tight for a few seconds while your body rapidly regenerates for no apparent reason!

4. No Need to Breathe

It seems like a lot of video game characters don't have an issue staying under water forever (Donkey Kong) or just hanging out in space. I want this. Lungs are obsolete.

5. Projectile Production

I want to hadouken.

6.

The ability to catch any creature and have it obey your every command - Pokemon

I tried this with a bumble bee once...