If You Won $1,000,000 on a Game Show...

[psychospacecow]

I actually know a guy who owns a monkey. He used to own one of the bigger gun places around here actually, but he and his business partner had a "difference" of some sort and he just sort of became angry. I don't get how though. I mean, you've got a monkey.

I'm pretty sure you'd be an angry guy if you have to deal with all the non-stop shit-flinging around the clock

both from your business partner and your monkey

See, that was my idea of it too, until I actually met the guy and found out some questionable stuff from his son in law (I had no idea until he told me. We'd been friends for like 3 years by that point), but that's not something to discuss here. I just thought the monkey thing was funny.