GAMER LOUNGE 20XX (NO CASUALS!!)

[Kosheh]

let's see

- memes "do a barrel roll"
- release date for yoshi's wooly world
- release date for xenoblade x
- hyrule warriors trailer Hyrule Warriors Legends
- blastball trailer
- reggie lays the memes on us "my puppet body is ready"
- "mario maker" is now "super mario maker". oh and check out this mario maker amiibo that will save your progress mario maker amiibo instead just makes you big mario.
- speaking of which, the original mario galaxy is coming out on the virtual console, along with kirby: return to dreamland and sin and punishment star successor
- warioware touched on NDS virtual console for wii u. "retro games are dead" - bill trinen
- nindies =) including lovely planet and freedom planet. try them now, get 15% off when they release
- joylancer by a6 productions is still missing from the nindies, meanwhile a6 totally qualifies for a nintendo developer license while saijee's lousy company "from soy sauce" who's "big plans" is "smash touhou" has one
- zelda wii u now has amiibo compatibility. with a holiday 2016 release date.
- starfox. finally. uses Project Guard (peppy sits in a base and shoots) Project Giant Robot (Slippy pilots a mech that punches) and the Starfox demo from last year (to tie it all together). but it's a minigame compilation. check out these amiibo that are releasing alongside of it the week before black friday. tl;dr go fuck yourself starfox fans
- fire emblem if release date: "2016" SMT x Fire Emblem: "we don't fucking know, please stop asking" Fire Emblem Fates and Genei Ibun Roku #FE ETA 2016 (damn that girl got a Thick chest doe)
- every game mentioned has amiibo compatibility
- all hard-to-find amiibo are being restocked in limited quantities. "stay in the loop and don't miss your chance!" - bill trinen
- reggie just cakes us in memes and more teases on mother 3 coming out "never"
- Yokai Watch

- a new mystery game is announced:
- rusty's real deal baseball 2, now with amiibo compatibility

well, I was close

- STARFOX ZERO: "we love starfox. so much it's a reimagining of starfox 64 which is a reimagining of starfox SNES"
- Zelda Triforce Heroes
- Metroid Prime Four Swords Federation Force (with Blastball minigame)
- Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam (aka the game E-Man always wanted)
- AC amiibo festival
- Mario Tennis Ultra Smash

Is it weird that I want literally all of these games? Can I just take out a loan to pay for all of Nintendo's games this holiday?