Anyone interested?

[[robo9]]

I'm a fully trained birthday clown. I can juggle coconuts, breath fire, ride a unicycle, sing relevant songs, and perform coconut related card trick. I also have a decent Obama impresion, and a less than decent Christopher Walken. I do birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, bat mitzvahs, weddings, funerals, Viking funerals, telegrams, church functions, secular functions, adult parties, (not a euphemism) adult parties, (euphemism) poltical rallies, Christenings, baptizings, video game Let's Plays, video game tournament commentary, Sunday services, Saturday services, public defendings, Silent Library knock-offs, fraternity hazings, and I'll tell your spouse you want a divorce. Legally ordained minister, proud member of the Arkansan Clown and Mime Worker's Union. I don't know if this is relevant to what you need, you didn't post anything at all. I'm just spitballing here and assuming.

My rate is $10 per hour.