Annoying Things People Say/Do

[BullockDS]

People who say you can't complain about something because someone has it worse than you, or the oversensitive/easily offended.

Guy 1:"I'm starving"
Guy 2:"You're not a starving African child get over yourself"

Guy 1:"I'm broke"
Guy 2:"You're not a starving African child get over yourself"

Similarly, "One-uppers" piss me off. The ones who have to butt in every time you tell a story about something shitty happening to you/an acquaintance with a "you think that's bad? Well just the other day, I/[my buddy]...".

Also, 

• people who blatantly interrupt you, control the whole rest of conversation nonstop for minutes on end into a whole different direction (Jesus Christ just shut your fucking mouth for six goddamn seconds and let me speak again arghhh), and ask you "sorry, what were you saying?" well beyond when the subject material has shifted well beyond what you were going to say. You either end up feeling like a stupid asshole by referencing something discussed 20 minutes ago, or you just drop it. You can't win.
  
• "so yeah"
  
• "how're classes going?" (I know you mean well, but c'mon man this is my temporary escape from college, I don't wanna think about that)
  
• (With multiple people) Referencing something that one person in your group should easily recall, yet they conveniently don't at that exact moment and proceed to act as if you've just spouted nonsense gibberesh like an insane person
  
• it's already been mentioned, but that goddamn whistle ringtone is the stuff of torture with the mindgames it can play with people