Fantasy Smash Thread

[Ark Kuvis]

A young man stands on the flat plane of Final Destination. It just so happens that today, the 12th of December, 2015, is this young man's release date into Super Smash Bros. Though it was only 6 years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

ZOOSMELL POOPLORD
STINKS UP THE STAGE!

TRY AGAIN, SMARTASS.

JOHN EGBERT
INHERITS THE BATTLE!

From that one webcomic you might have read a few years ago, comes the plucky protagonist, John Egbert! There's no Heroic Mode here, John's character design is specifically designed from his original sprite in Homestuck. As the Heir of Breath, John fights with some fairly strong wind powers, while also laying down a beatdown with his Pop-A-Matic Vrillyhoo Hammer, a legendary weapon forged in fire by the smiths of Pipplemop and commissioned by the sage Lord of the Wozzinjay Fiefdom in the Realm of the Snargly Fruzmigbubbins.

Consider John very much similar to Mewtwo- a very strong damage heavy Glass Canon that is very floaty and light. While his standard attacks have decent range, the minute John's percentage rises beyond the 80s, you'll have to be careful of smash attacks. John is a high risk, high reward- similar to the heafty 9000 paged webcomic he hails from.

Neutral B: The Windy Thing - John sucks in his gut, and blows out a windy breeze. This has an initial windbox, but any foes unfortunate to miss the windbox portion will take damage from the blue air strands. The longer John holds in, the stronger the attack will be. Good for keeping foes at a distance.

Side B: Spectibus Ejection - John ejects an item from his Sylladex, which is flung at the opponent. This is a somewhat spammy projectile, but only at close range. The items he can eject include Stone Tablets, his Cosbytop Laptop, Fake Arms, Lil Cal (how'd he get in there?!), and a Salamander. Regardless of size, these items all do the same amount of damage.

Up B: John: Ascend - John, using his wind powers, darts upwards, similar to Robin's up B. He leaves behind a Wind Box, but it cannot spike opponents, only push them horizontally. John can float after this, but the minute he uses an Aerial Attack, he's sent downward.

Down B: Bunnykind - John pulls out a stuffed rabbit, holds it aloft, before slamming it to the ground, akin to how Cameron Poe, main character of Con Air played by Nicholas Cage, gives the bunny he tried to protect to his daughter, in a needlessly dramatic fashion. John has three different types of bunnies he can pull out:

-The Con Air Bunny, the exact rabbit from the film that John's friend Dave got him for a birthday present. It does very little damage, and very little knockback- but you'll have Super Armor during the attack.
-The Knitted Bunny, a rabbit that John's friend Rose repaired using her sewing ability, also given to John as a Birthday Present. Due to weird time shit, it's actually the same rabbit that John received from Dave. This bunny does more damage, but doesn't have the super armor.
-The Uber Bunny, a rabbit that John's friend Jade (along with her alternate universe grandfather Jake) gave to John for his birthday present. Thanks to weird time shit, this is actually the exact same rabbit that John received from Rose, meaning that for John's 13th birthday, he got the same present three times.  The UberBunny, aka Liv Tyler, comes out with super armor and INSANE knockback- but it doesn't do a single drop of damage.

Final Smash: Ultimate Weapon - When John obtains the Smash Ball, the Heir of Breath will float up into the background. He will "Do The Windy Thing", and call two massive tornados that will blow players around, causing minimal rapid damage if any one gets in too close. It is then when John opens a chest, and a small white Sburb Logo pops out. Any players caught in between the two tornados will feel the full force of John's fist, as the Boy Skylark will put his fist though the reality warping weapon, and come out as a VERY large fist on the stage. The fist doesn't have a lot of knockback, but can kill high percentaged opponents.

Costumes: John's default is his God Tier Pajamas, but he also has outfits based on his Slime Ghost T-Shirt, his Slime Ghost Tuxedo, his Vriska outfit, the Ectobiologist outfit, and the Spade T-Shirt. He could also have outfits based on his friends; Rose, Dave, and Jade.

Emblem:


Taunts:
Up Taunt - John Waves his arms and head around. "Whooooo Caresssss"
Side Taunt - John shakes his fist in front of him, cursing at any baked goods ever.
Down Taunt - lifting himself off the ground, John spins around before landing back on his two feet.

Victory Poses:
-John dances, similar to the jerky gif victory dance in Homestuck
-John gets intangled by Lil' Cal, forcing him to jump and shake in shock before falling to the ground.
-John sighs, before holding his Hammer way above his head in a triumphant victory pose.