oh well now that its just fictional crushes i can tell everyone how id have sex with the land o lakes mascot. or how dazz had sex with the girl from lazytown
in all seriousness though, there's something aesthetically pleasing about ariel from disney's little mermaid that i really, really like. admittedly, i sometimes collect random ariel stuff but like i wouldn't hit her flounder with my hammerhead, i think she's just really cute and if i were a girl i'd probably dye my head little mermaid hair red and just be literally ariel no matter how big or small i am, because ariel is just that pretty ok
in all seriousness though, there's something aesthetically pleasing about ariel from disney's little mermaid that i really, really like. admittedly, i sometimes collect random ariel stuff but like i wouldn't hit her flounder with my hammerhead, i think she's just really cute and if i were a girl i'd probably dye my head little mermaid hair red and just be literally ariel no matter how big or small i am, because ariel is just that pretty ok
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