Country Music, Crystal Meth & Cannibalism

[StiffAsACorpse]

Well prostrate my torso and flail the flanges affixed to my appendages, that's a hearty reception indeed. Fear not newly acquired virtual acquaintance, for every ticking stroke of the clock I'm not attempting autofellatio or photographing the burn ward patients across the street as their bandages are redressed I shall traverse this titillating and tantalizing textual terrain. As an aside, while yes I am indeed hamming this up a bit, I assure you I really do talk like this regularly.

EDIT: Oh, I know who you are Shade. I've lurked through many of your posts now and of olden daze while residing in the fringes. And I don't think I'll "fit in" so much as Kool-Aid Man my way all up inside this heezy.