02-06-2009, 12:19 AM
It was Halo.
It was Wednesday night.... the night that I usually spend playing Halo with Bryan (gamertag Broyan,) my best friend since third grade. We do doubles matchmaking, the two of us. THere won't be any matching being made anymore, though... not after that horrible Wednesday.
I decided to skip school because i hate my Algebra teacher (she doesn't let me listen to my Zune in class,) so I convinced my mom that I was sick with a cold. She gave me a thermometer, and i put it in my butt so it would get hot. When my mom walked back into my room I quickly replaced it into my mouth so she wouldn't notice. It was a success and I got to spend all day watching anime and pwning noobs.
Later, after school ended and Bryan came over to my house, we decided it would be funny to go to the old graveyard with our replica Master Chief Assault Rifle Airsoft guns. We would shoot the pellets at the graves with the funniest names, like Goober Borgnine or Luka Goldberg. When we got there, Bryan noticed a grave named "Mike Hunt." He started laughing so hard he fell to the ground, clutching his gut as if he was having a heart attack.....I simply didnt understand why. He told me to say the name fast. "My cunt," I replied. Suddenly I realized why he was laughing!! I too began to laugh, and a huge ghost came out of the grave!!!! "I AM THE GHOST OF MY CUNT," it screamed at us. We laughed harder and the ghost got really mad and started punching us. "STOP LAUGHING" the ghost said but we couldn't, we were laughing so hard like we were being tickled. THe ghost started crying and went back into the grave and we went home when we finished laughing. when we got home I bought a new gamertag. It was "Mike Hunt" and it turned out the ghost was an xbox admin and he banned me from xbox live. post this in twenty threads outside of spamhaul or ur gamertag will be changed to mike hunt and u will be banned from xbox live
It was Wednesday night.... the night that I usually spend playing Halo with Bryan (gamertag Broyan,) my best friend since third grade. We do doubles matchmaking, the two of us. THere won't be any matching being made anymore, though... not after that horrible Wednesday.
I decided to skip school because i hate my Algebra teacher (she doesn't let me listen to my Zune in class,) so I convinced my mom that I was sick with a cold. She gave me a thermometer, and i put it in my butt so it would get hot. When my mom walked back into my room I quickly replaced it into my mouth so she wouldn't notice. It was a success and I got to spend all day watching anime and pwning noobs.
Later, after school ended and Bryan came over to my house, we decided it would be funny to go to the old graveyard with our replica Master Chief Assault Rifle Airsoft guns. We would shoot the pellets at the graves with the funniest names, like Goober Borgnine or Luka Goldberg. When we got there, Bryan noticed a grave named "Mike Hunt." He started laughing so hard he fell to the ground, clutching his gut as if he was having a heart attack.....I simply didnt understand why. He told me to say the name fast. "My cunt," I replied. Suddenly I realized why he was laughing!! I too began to laugh, and a huge ghost came out of the grave!!!! "I AM THE GHOST OF MY CUNT," it screamed at us. We laughed harder and the ghost got really mad and started punching us. "STOP LAUGHING" the ghost said but we couldn't, we were laughing so hard like we were being tickled. THe ghost started crying and went back into the grave and we went home when we finished laughing. when we got home I bought a new gamertag. It was "Mike Hunt" and it turned out the ghost was an xbox admin and he banned me from xbox live. post this in twenty threads outside of spamhaul or ur gamertag will be changed to mike hunt and u will be banned from xbox live