Pokemon- what's your team?

[Pigyman]

Pikachu
Driftloom
Graveler
Breloom
Magmotar
Kadabra

Hardly a team of champions. A Pokémon with Earthquake can easily take out Pikachu & Magmortar, a Ghost-type can take out Drifloon and Kadabra, and a Flying-type could take out the Breloom.

So for a recap:
Drifblim
Electivire

But as you said, you don't give a shit about Pokémon, so I guess you weren't thinking strategy when you came up with your team.