Pokemon- what's your team?

[Ark Kuvis]

Hardly a team of champions. A Pokémon with Earthquake can easily take out Pikachu & Magmortar, a Ghost-type can take out Drifloon and Kadabra, and a Flying-type could take out the Breloom.

So for a recap:
Drifblim
Electivire

But as you said, you don't give a shit about Pokémon, so I guess you weren't thinking strategy when you came up with your team.

You forgot my Graveler. Not only can it counter Electivire with Earthquake, but it could easily use rock throw to take out Drifblim.

Driftblim is also Flying Type! Oh! Aren't they weak to Thunder Attacks? Add a Thunderbolt to Kadabra, not to mention Pikachu.

And Areodactyl. My Pikachu would have Surf. Not to mention Thunder Attacks which could kick any flying type's ass.

And Sprinkler Systems. Unless we're fighting outside.