iGod

[Rhyme]

let's use an incredibly old chat bot

http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

example of the failbot

Me:
hi my name is Rhyme
God:
How are you, Rhyme.
Me:
fine, how you god
God:
I am glad to hear it. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
why are you nonexistant
God:
Myself programmed me for it.

sometimes you get funny stuff like if you tell it your name is penis and tell it to suck you it says "Message to all bots: Penis wants me to suck him"


Me:
HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH A HUGE HORSE UP YOUR ASS
God:
I am not interesed in your horses anatomy.

[Vipershark]

let's not

[a babyass man]

igod to get out of this thread!

[Keychain]

Me:
in my butt
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
from my mama
God:
Does your mama give good advice?
Me:
sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
..sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
at her house
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
no i don't go there anymore
God:
Where do you usually connect from? Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
waht?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
erin
God:
I am very pleased to meet you erin.
Me:
k
God:
And?
Me:
what?
God:
What are you asking me?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?

what