How many licks does it take YOU to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Chdonga]

Zero. I just swallow it in one gulp. Stick and all.

That's one lick
It touches your tongue, therefor, it is one lick.

It doesn't touch my tongue. I just shove it down my throat.

[Gold]

I have a vague memory of getting into the nineties before losing interest and chewing it - only to convince my brother that I did it in like 20.

[Maxpphire]

Zero. I just swallow it in one gulp. Stick and all.

That's one lick
It touches your tongue, therefor, it is one lick.

It doesn't touch my tongue. I just shove it down my throat.

Your tongue begins half way down your throat

Also me for -14 licks. That right, Negative 14.

y'all just got bejeweled

[ThePortalGuru]

Zero. I just swallow it in one gulp. Stick and all.

That's one lick
It touches your tongue, therefor, it is one lick.

It doesn't touch my tongue. I just shove it down my throat.

Your tongue begins half way down your throat

Also me for -14 licks. That right, Negative 14.

y'all just got bejeweled

Does this mean you added an additional 14 layers to the lolipop to get to the center? You gotta be pretty pro to defy the laws of physics while sucking candy.

[Maxpphire]

damn straight I am.

thats why y'all got bejeweled