ITT: Sexual Intercourse

[ThePortalGuru]

Let's scar lives or some shit like that.

[Alpha Six]

that is way too long

[ThePortalGuru]

that is way too long

Well, poo. Most Creepypastas are pretty long, though I suppose breaking them down into sections might be easier


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Hey guys. I have a story to tell. You probably won't believe me, and frankly, I'm done trying to convince people.

It was about three weeks ago, I was on google looking for some funny sites to look at. I found my way to an imageboard. Everyone on the board spoke in extremely cryptic nonsense. They said things like 'Hiel I saw them tonight. Holdings hand we are up in high 99924028 THE KING COME DOWN"

That was one phrase that was used frequently. 'The king come down.' At first, I thought it was spam because of the number strings that preceeded it, but... Its use was way too frequent and erratic to be spam. There would be typos, and the numbers didn't appear to be random.
I decided, fuck it, I'll see what's going on with this site. I posted in what appeared to be a "random board" much like /b/, (there was no discernable theme amongst the images and posts). I said hello, I'm new, and I was looking to start a funny thread. Asked them to post their funniest pictures.

That was the first time it started. I remember the first reply very clearly. It said "Good to see. U join the HELP! HELP!" From there it got strange. I was told to ignore 'the grafts.' I assumed this was some sort of in-joke. From there, they began to speak like crazy people. Posting seemingly random numbers and letters, characters from many languages (a few seemed russian, and middle-eastern, as well as possibly chinese and and korean characters.)

I had no idea what was going on.
then I saw the phrase again. Numbers followed by "The king come down."

Following that, my power cut off. Complete black out. Freaked me out. I checked the fuses and the switches had just flipped. Flicking them back up, the power went back on. When I returned to my pc, there was an image on the screen of a young boy. He was caucasian, no older than ten.

I sat down, creeped out, but feeling curious. The boy smiled, and appeared to speak, but I couldn't hear anything. My speakers were on, so I turned up the volume. I could only just barely hear what he was saying, it was a hushed whisper. I turned the volume up full, and it was still only a faint whisper. His lips moved slowly.

I pushed my head closer to try and figure out what he said. Then he shouted loudly, a booming and terrifying voice screaming at me like a demonic god. The image had changed, the boy was crying, his eyes bleeding heaviily as white arms tore the skin from his face.

The power cut out again.
Again it was the fuses. When I got my power back, everything was normal. My pc booted up normally, and nothing creepy happened.

Then I started receiving the emails. They were extremely crpytic, and filled with random numbers, much like the imageboard posts. I got an email that was in regular english, too. It said this, "JUST PASS IT ON. JUST FUCKING PASS IT ON." I didn't know what it meant.

I got up to get a drink, and froze in fear. From my ceiling hung a man, his body swinging gently. On my wall, written in dry blood were the words: "THE KING COME DOWN." I Blinked and the sight was gone.

For weeks this continued.
I went back to the image board, I was sure I was going out of my mind. Just about ready to commit myself to a fucking asylum, I read a post in coherent english that said somthing like: "Pass on the king, pass on the king."

The thread 404'd before I could even get to it. I went to make a new thread, and when I began typing, the words in my mind were not what appeared in the box. My fingers typed words by their own volition. I typed two things. "HGHSUTHS." and "4918484 THE KING COME DOWN."

Then somehow I realised. I was passing it on. The crazy hallucinations stopped. I was good. I learned how to be safe.
I'm sorry....

HAKKSIITMS 44919174 THE KING COME DOWN

[Sol]

Chain letters are pretty annoying, yes

[Baegal]

"Hey guys. I have a story to tell. You probably won't believe me, and frankly, I'm done trying to convince people.

It was about three weeks ago, I was on google looking for some funny sites to look at. I found my way to an imageboard. Everyone on the board spoke in extremely cryptic nonsense. They said things like 'Hiel I saw them tonight. Holdings hand we are up in high 99924028 THE KING COME DOWN"

That was one phrase that was used frequently. 'The king come down.' At first, I thought it was spam because of the number strings that preceeded it, but... Its use was way too frequent and erratic to be spam. There would be typos, and the numbers didn't appear to be random.
I decided, fuck it, I'll see what's going on with this site. I posted in what appeared to be a "random board" much like /b/, (there was no discernable theme amongst the images and posts). I said hello, I'm new, and I was looking to start a funny thread. Asked them to post their funniest pictures.

That was the first time it started. I remember the first reply very clearly. It said "Good to see. U join the HELP! HELP!" From there it got strange. I was told to ignore 'the grafts.' I assumed this was some sort of in-joke. From there, they began to speak like crazy people. Posting seemingly random numbers and letters, characters from many languages (a few seemed russian, and middle-eastern, as well as possibly chinese and and korean characters.)

I had no idea what was going on.
then I saw the phrase again. Numbers followed by "The king come down."

Following that, my power cut off. Complete black out. Freaked me out. I checked the fuses and the switches had just flipped. Flicking them back up, the power went back on. When I returned to my pc, there was an image on the screen of a young boy. He was caucasian, no older than ten.

I sat down, creeped out, but feeling curious. The boy smiled, and appeared to speak, but I couldn't hear anything. My speakers were on, so I turned up the volume. I could only just barely hear what he was saying, it was a hushed whisper. I turned the volume up full, and it was still only a faint whisper. His lips moved slowly.

I pushed my head closer to try and figure out what he said. Then he shouted loudly, a booming and terrifying voice screaming at me like a demonic god. The image had changed, the boy was crying, his eyes bleeding heaviily as white arms tore the skin from his face.

The power cut out again.
Again it was the fuses. When I got my power back, everything was normal. My pc booted up normally, and nothing creepy happened.

Then I started receiving the emails. They were extremely crpytic, and filled with random numbers, much like the imageboard posts. I got an email that was in regular english, too. It said this, "JUST PASS IT ON. JUST FUCKING PASS IT ON." I didn't know what it meant.

I got up to get a drink, and froze in fear. From my ceiling hung a man, his body swinging gently. On my wall, written in dry blood were the words: "THE KING COME DOWN." I Blinked and the sight was gone.

For weeks this continued.
I went back to the image board, I was sure I was going out of my mind. Just about ready to commit myself to a fucking asylum, I read a post in coherent english that said somthing like: "Pass on the king, pass on the king."

The thread 404'd before I could even get to it. I went to make a new thread, and when I began typing, the words in my mind were not what appeared in the box. My fingers typed words by their own volition. I typed two things. "HGHSUTHS." and "4918484 THE KING COME DOWN."

Then somehow I realised. I was passing it on. The crazy hallucinations stopped. I was good. I learned how to be safe.
I'm sorry....

HAKKSIITMS 44919174 THE KING COME DOWN"



am I cool yet?

[ThePortalGuru]

am I cool yet?

Yes. Yes you are.

*Gets in Maserati and drives off for the evening*

[SKELTON S. SKELETON]

none of these are creepy at all, what the fuck. why the fuck would you guys even do this to me jesus christ, do you have something against me?

[ThePortalGuru]

none of these are creepy at all, what the fuck. why the fuck would you guys even do this to me jesus christ, do you have something against me?

*Still driving*

[Cobalt Blue]

this thread sucks you all suck, etc etc etc.

[Nystre]

I love creepypasta :c

[Ton]

Bonertime!

[water dog]

i actually took the time to read the first one

before i did i saw the pic and was like wowie that p. creepy i dont like that oh well!! after reading it i refuse to look at it V_V other one i read was the king come down or w/e thats kinda neat i guess but i doubt anyone would act so nonchalantly about a man hanging in their house

[water dog]

oh nvm the last two are the same so yeah i read them both

[slut]

ugh smile.jpg is so old and not scary at all

the scariest creepypasta is the creepypasta that makes you really think

[Chutzpar]

doot doot doo