Official E3 Discussion Thread

[Alpha Six]

http://www.gametrailers.com/e3/livefeed/microsoft

Today's conference: Microsoft

What's been shown so far (to my knowledge)
Shitty Kinect demo
Metal Gear Solid Rising trailer (LOOKED FUCKING AWESOME)
Gears 3 live demo
Fable 3 trailer


DISCUSS HOW FUCKING AWESOME MGS RISING LOOKS

[TomGuycott]

Metal Gear Solid Rising? Like, Solid Snake running around a mall and running zombies over with a lawnmower?

[Alpha Six]

They just showed some new exclusive that gave no info whatsoever.

And now they're doing a Halo presentation. Reach, most likely.

[Gwen]

Can I risk being called a distinguished gentleman and say that Halo Reach looks wonderful? It really did.

[Alpha Six]

Halo Reach looked fucking fantastic. It kinda looks like they took advantage of what they really can do with the series.

[Rosencrantz]

Ahahaha, I didn't know they were making a Deadliest Warrior game

and oh my god Black Ops
OH MY GOD THEY'RE USING THE AUG AGAIN HOLY SHIT



and yeah, Reach has a ton of promise. I can't fucking wait for it

[triptych]

[2:08:54 PM] princaipal wailson: yes keep applauding for his ability to rewind a fucking movie
[2:09:15 PM] princaipal wailson: yeah keep clapping he said "pause" and "play"
[2:09:28 PM] chad "the dad" logston: WOOOOO PAUSE YEAAAAAAAH
[2:091 PM] Mr. Shyflower: why the fuck would i want to give voice commands to my fucking system
[2:096 PM] chad "the dad" logston: LOL
[2:099 PM] chad "the dad" logston: justin bieber
[2:09:41 PM] Mr. Shyflower: JUSTIN BIEBER
[2:09:43 PM | Edited 2:09:53 PM] princaipal wailson: BIEBER

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[2:09:50 PM] chad "the dad" logston: pplay music
[2:09:56 PM] chad "the dad" logston: *justin bieber comes on*

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[2:11:13 PM] princaipal wailson: oh boy now i can see my achievements on my phone and get all the pussy
[2:11:27 PM] princaipal wailson: "hey baby check me out i got 3048954 achievements lets go fuck"

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[2:12:06 PM] princaipal wailson: her voice
[2:12:07 PM] princaipal wailson: oh my god
[2:12:13 PM] chad "the dad" logston: her face
[2:12:15 PM] princaipal wailson: i want to punch her in the cunt
[2:12:15 PM] chad "the dad" logston: her everything
[2:12:44 PM] princaipal wailson: SHUT THE FUCK UP
[2:12:49 PM] princaipal wailson: STOP TALKING LIKE YOU'RE NERVOUS
[2:12:49 PM] chad "the dad" logston: her lisp
[2:12:51 PM] chad "the dad" logston: ahahahahahah
[2:12:53 PM] princaipal wailson: STOP BEING NERVOUS
[2:13:10 PM] chad "the dad" logston: this conversation is very very scripted
[2:13:19 PM] princaipal wailson: her sister: hot
her: hahahahahahahahahahahaha shut up
[2:134 PM] princaipal wailson: her sister even has a better voice
[2:139 PM] Mr. Shyflower: oh my god that must have been embarrasing for the 10 people that said hi
[2:13:50 PM] Mr. Shyflower: "hi kristen.... uhhhh... ............"

[Alpha Six]

STOP TALKING YOU DUMB CUNTS

[Gwen]

I haven't had a remote in months, this will be nice
That video Kinect was cheesy as fuck though, god, "Hey, thats Avatar, isn't that based off a vidja game?"

[Alpha Six]

oh my god we just went from talking about sports to talking about kinect SOME MORE

[Gwen]

Skittles, who's going to make a nice fur coat some day? Yes you are! eat mommy's food, I want you to look nice on me skittles!

[Rosencrantz]

oh, and another thing

Rising would be godly if they port it (properly) to the Wii

[triptych]

[24:05 PM] princaipal wailson: http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/8085/...732327.jpg ahhh im so cool
[24:09 PM] princaipal wailson: i wear sunglasses inside

[Rosencrantz]

Oh, so THAT'S how C. Carmine dies

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that's a better death than Ben's

[Jovian-12]

kinect is...embarrassing. I see no appeal of this to gamers at all. casual gamers, sure, but...it seems more like a carnival toy.

am I the only one in the world that prefers controllers or something?