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a babyass man · 07-27-2010, 07:23 PM

not going to read that but thanks anyways

Joseph Styling · 07-27-2010, 07:24 PM

your loss

a babyass man · 07-27-2010, 08:15 PM

sorry suigin, wasn't talking to you, didn't even notice you posting there

Joseph Styling · 07-27-2010, 08:18 PM

welp

*TomGuycott* · 07-27-2010, 08:58 PM

(07-27-2010, 06:46 PM)Darkshon Wrote: I press "play" on my sound system, a CD containing a masterful rendition of Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" prepares to play at ear-shattering volumes.

I was just passing through and only took notice of this and laughed.

Sengir · 07-27-2010, 10:23 PM

(07-27-2010, 05:32 PM)kosheh Wrote:
(07-27-2010, 11:08 AM)Chris2Balls [:B] Wrote: rip one

works

also whippin it out as ashy boi said works too - except figure that little brother will tell mom whereas dog wont

-get a laptop
-go to bathroom
-lock door, "take a shit"
-??????
-cum!

Don;t you ever hear
"MATT!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LAPTOP IN THE BATHROOM??!!"

Helmo · 07-28-2010, 07:51 AM

(07-27-2010, 01:38 PM)bryan GT broyan Wrote: better yet, don't jack at all and go outside, there's more to life than the brief satisfaction of a tiny tingle in your junk

half of the people who thanked this are liars

~~Cobalt Blue~~ · 07-29-2010, 10:32 AM

why hentai when you can just

pay for sex anyway

Joseph Styling · 07-29-2010, 10:33 AM

sex is for nerds

LeleleleMAXIMUM · 07-30-2010, 12:15 PM

paying is for geeks

water dog · 07-30-2010, 12:19 PM

therefore people who pay for sex are geeky nerds. sounds about right, yeah

ThePortalGuru · 07-30-2010, 12:20 PM

(07-27-2010, 06:46 PM)Darkshon Wrote: Now if you'll pardon me, I shall take my leave and indulge myself in delicious pudding confectionaries before it is time for self-pleasure.