the poop happens world we live in thread 2XXX

[Dazz]

There's a cat (I assume dead...) in the bush in my front garden, and I don't know what to do... I'm actually really upset by this.

[Kosheh]

so I got a punk/alternative outfit to compliment my girlfriend's EGL dress yesterday. I was pretty psyched, and my shirt's hilarious because it has Engrish emo poetry on it. it took about 20 minutes of not convincing my girlfriend to cake me with eyeliner
yet

However, i literally JUST FIT into the shirt. i'm afraid to move my arms in fear of tearing it.
The pants were custom-made to fit....and my waistline was made way too large, so I'm sorta required to wear a belt with this.


whoever suggested those ab exercises, i suppose i could use them now lol

in all other regards, the outfit is fucking awesome, i look like a weird goth version of iori yagami

[Joseph Styling]

i just discovered the black chick i have been begging for nudes for like two years is actually a dude im gonna go commit mahjong

[Kosheh]

i just discovered the black chick i have been begging for nudes for like two years is actually a dude im gonna go commit mahjong

bro i saw this from like a mile away

[Joseph Styling]

thats me, not him though

[Helmo]

I have no friends, I have no hobbies, I enjoy doing nothing, life is really boring.

[Cshad]

‎[10:09:30 PM] Gabe: Alright so I was sent home earlier tonight because we weren't busy and I had been there since 11
[10:09:34 PM] Gabe: no biggie
[10:09:40 PM] Gabe: It really wasn't
[10:09:42 PM] Gabe: I was ready to go home
[10:09:46 PM] Gabe: Tyler had already snapped at me earlier
[10:10:51 PM | Edited 10:10:56 PM] Gabe: I wasn't having any fun
[10:10:57 PM] Gabe: I was done
[10:10:58 PM] Gabe: etc
[10:11:17 PM] Gabe: So I get home around 6 and dick around for an hour with some friends, bouncing some ideas off of them that I've been thinking about writing
[10:11:32 PM] Gabe: Around 6:50 Andrew calls me and tells me I need to come in because we're really busy
[10:11:33 PM] Gabe: I'm like
[10:11:33 PM] Gabe: FUCK
[10:11:50 PM] Gabe: I just got sent home and less then an hour later I already need to come back, Goddammit Tyler
[10:12:57 PM] Gabe: So I come into work and I find it to be a shitstorm
[10:13:16 PM] Gabe: The phrase "the shit hit the fan" could not have been a more perfect description for what happened tonight
[10:13:27 PM] Gabe: Dishes were piled up in-front of the oven, all over the damn floor
[10:13:36 PM] Gabe: One of them had a burnt pizza for delivery in it
[10:13:53 PM] Gabe: Cookie was in the back, crying
[10:13:59 PM] Gabe: everyone was freaking out/extremely stressed
[10:14:12 PM] Gabe: Everyone I talked to tonight told me they were ready to walk out on Tyler
[10:14:53 PM] Gabe: Tyler was running around telling us We Don't Know How To Do Our Jobs and This Is What Happens When We Don't Listen To Him and all that other bullshit he usually throws around when he's pissed off and stressed out
[10:15:27 PM] Gabe: As soon as I walk in Tyler tells me that Crystal and I are on his shit list
[10:15:42 PM] Gabe: This is of course because we didn't cheese the pizzas
[10:15:57 PM] Gabe: And he was telling me that the fact that we didn't cheese the pizzas had something to do with all this
[10:16:01 PM] Gabe: Not really, though
[10:16:08 PM] Gabe: Because cheesing the pizza takes less than 2 seconds
[10:16:27 PM] Gabe: and everything the Prep Sheet had told us to do was stretched, sauced, doctored and in the back, ready to use
[10:16:34 PM] Gabe: But he told us not to cheese the pizzas anyways
[10:16:50 PM] Gabe: Because we've been slow for a long time and he was afraid we'd be throwing away the cheese
[10:16:54 PM] Gabe: So I'm like okay
[10:16:59 PM] Gabe: and we did what was asked
[10:17:01 PM] Gabe: etc
[10:17:19 PM] Gabe: After he tells me that I'm directed to the back and see Andrew and Cookie really, really pissed off
[10:17:24 PM] Gabe: Cookie, as I said, was crying
[10:17:28 PM] Gabe: Andrew was ready to walk out
[10:17:44 PM] Gabe: They were a hell of a lot of orders off the screen
[10:18:08 PM] Gabe: The first thing I did though was go to the phones, because Cookie told me we didn't have any more Pan Dough for that order
[10:18:26 PM] Gabe: As soon as I walk back there Tyler starts yelling at me not to answer the phone
[10:18:40 PM] Gabe: I ignored him, because I needed to call the order back (and did) and changed it
[10:18:53 PM] Gabe: Then as I'm walking away he's bitching at me for being on the phones and I still shrugged it off
[10:19:00 PM] Gabe: everyone was upset and I didn't need to get pissy too
[10:19:11 PM] Gabe: So I walk back to the Make Line and start coordinating everything
[10:19:34 PM] Gabe: We're talking because I'm trying to turn it into an assembly line, everyone is telling each other what order we're on and what we're doing and what's already in the oven
[10:20:07 PM] Gabe: about ten minutes after that Tyler yells at me to get off the make line and go onto the cut table, telling me that we shouldn't be talking because we need to focus on making the pizzas
[10:20:15 PM] Gabe: I'm like shit Tyler
[10:20:24 PM] Gabe: We actually have to communicate to do our job
[10:20:28 PM] Gabe: but again was like WHATEVER
[10:20:37 PM] Gabe: And continued to do my job
[10:21:06 PM] Gabe: About ten to fifteen minutes after that Tyler walks up to me asking me whats the deal with this Triple Dinner Box Deal order
[10:21:09 PM] Gabe: and I tell him I dunno
[10:21:17 PM] Gabe: I just walked in here to play a little basketball
[10:21:20 PM] Gabe: you took me off the make line
[10:21:23 PM] Gabe: I don't know what they're doing
[10:21:37 PM] Gabe: and he gets pissy with me telling me it's a smart ass remark and walks off to do whatever the fuck
[10:21:53 PM] Gabe: And I just do my job for the rest of the night
[10:21:56 PM] Gabe: everything calms down
[10:21:57 PM] Gabe: etc
[10:22:06 PM] Gabe: When it turns to 9:20 or so
[10:22:11 PM] Gabe: Tyler tells me to go home
[10:22:12 PM] Gabe: no thanks
[10:22:19 PM] Gabe: no I'm sorry for sending you home and having you come back
[10:22:23 PM] Gabe: just Get Out
[10:22:27 PM] Gabe: I'm so happy

[Gwen]

Someone knocked on my window, and the dogs are barking at something, and my friends who normally do this are a good 20 minute drive away.
FUCK.

[Goemar]

Missus swearing and screaming at Catherine while dying repeatedly... scary

[Britt]

Recently found out that the school fucked up my credits, and now there is almost no possible way to graduate on time and walk with my class. I'm going to have to take Credit Recovery, got to Night School, and possibly even switch to Private School because they require four less credits then public school.

I have never been more pissed off in my life. I've put up with this shit this long, because I wanted to show my parents that I could make it through High School, unlike my other three siblings. This though, almost discourage me enough to drop out right now.

Ugh, I don't know if I can take much more of this bullshit.

[Marth]

You've come this far man. Don't drop out, it's total shit that this happened to you but it's a total shame if you don't finish and graduate.

[[robo9]]

I think the one atheist friend I have in this town has turned back to Christianity. Well, I think anyway, since he blocked me off of Facebook without saying a word to me. I have nothing against him going back to the Jewish zombie carpenter guy, but I'm just bummed that I'm the one atheist in this town again.

[Gwen]

I know how you feel, sort of. Back when I still considered myself christian, I was friends with this kid across the state who also listened to a lot of the same black metal I did, and when he found out I was christian, he called me religious scum and blocked me completely. People shouldn't so judgmental.

[[robo9]]

My biggest fear is that he manages to rat me out with his parents, who in turn will inform my parents, and hell will break loose at my house again because my parents /think/ that I "changed my atheistic ways"

[Goemar]

What? Am I reading this right? Someone has stopped being your friend/talking to you because you don't believe in God? What year is this?

I'm an Atheist. In college I did Theology and Religious Studies (I did Religious Studies at University for those following continuity) and everyone of my friends in that class, many who are still good friends today were Christian (minus one who I had a HUGE crush on only for her to turn out gay). It was no biggie. We argued (as in debates, not shouting at each other - hint to a lot of tSR), poked fun at each other and everything else friends do.

The only time someone's religious views bothered me was at University from a neo-paganism girl. She'd constantly talk about incorrect energy levels, house gnomes moving things and then started hinting that the missus was the incorrect person for me - the friendship nicely died by itself.

My point is anyone with really strong views about something, whom are constantly pushing them (like Jehovah's witnesses knocking on your door) can be incredibly hard to get on with. Though if you were friends with this person before, the sudden change of attitude just because of faith is ridiculous.
And before anyone gets on at me for insulting Jehovah's Witnesses I mean a person who is constantly telling you what their faith is, as in it is like have a Jehovah's Witness knocking at your door not knowing someone who is a Jehovah's Witness.