I survived a whole week playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Gors]

...More balls...

[Gwen]

Day 63:
So many balls
balls on me
balls piled by my face
balls....
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Gors]

I was lost in the woods, so I tried looking for help. I found a little boy up there, maybe I should get some direc--





shit

Well, I will need to beat him into oblivion, it seems. After a heated battle between a maggot and a mouse, I finally could extort some money from the loser. Not that I really wanted to, but it looked like he wanted to give it to me. Well, a win is a win, right?



(you could give a little more to me)

[Gors]

OH BOY

COULD IT BE?





Yessssss, Abaddon is now a Kakuna! This is surely going to make things harder to the opponent (HUEUEUEU)

[Gors]

PARTY HARD

[Gors]

This one is different... I SHALL TRANSFORM IT

[Gors]

(balling intensifies)

[Gors]

I am finally at Pewter City! This city's really different for sure.



Looks like this Brock is someone really important. I'll have to memorize his name... Actually I won't because I was quite a fan of the Pokemon cartoon when I was small so I know him pretty well...



"Now that's more like it", Shell said. Again, I couldn't argue against that.

[Gors]

You have a really weird chicken there

[Gors]

This city does have a lot of nice people. Come on, they don't even know me but they let me enter their homes! Such kindness!

I left the little kid's house, only to be greeted by a middle-aged nerd in the middle of the street.



"Museum? Is that for eating?" said Shell. "I really could use some decent food right now."

As I never visited a museum in my life, I said no. Immediately, he grabbed me by the collar and dragged me around the city! My jacket teared a little... How am I going to tell Mom about thi-- oh right, she doesn't want to see me right now.



Soon, the museum's silhouette started to grow and grow as we got closer... What an imponent building! I mean, most houses here were like, 48x48 but this one is really big!



...I knew it sounded too good to be true.

[Gors]

...So... Do you always come here?

[Gors]

...oh.

[Gors]

I want to come inside, yes

"This is boring, where's the food?"
Shell, shut up. Museum is not a place for food. If this place had foods, it would be a restaurant.



"Is this food?"
No. It's a fossil. Stop talking about food, geez!
"That still looks better than the Rattata BBQs"

Going to the 2nd Floor, I find more fellas and the mythical Moon Stones. Well, they only look like pebbles, but it seems to emanate a weird aura.



This makes me want to play shoot-em-ups.

[Gors]

Great, a gym! I needed to work out a little, and maybe do some push-ups and--



OOOOHHHHH SHIT

[Gors]

You just cannot beat Durendal and Flango. Give up!