Fluent Japanese Translator?

[supersmashball]

And I'm talking about you guys, physical people!!!
For example, when I translate this (flip a coin 3 times. This attack does 30 damage for each heads.), it gives me this (コインを3回投げます。各ヘッドのための30のダメージを与えます。) which translates into this (It reverses three times the coin. This attack, gives the 30 damage of each head.).
Any help from good translators??

[TykeMan128]

And I'm talking about you guys, physical people!!!
For example, when I translate this (flip a coin 3 times. This attack does 30 damage for each heads.), it gives me this (コインを3回投げます。各ヘッドのための30のダメージを与えます。) which translates into this (It reverses three times the coin. This attack, gives the 30 damage of each head.).
Any help from good translators??

Ask Gors. I heard he knows Japanese.

[Garamonde]

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