i read trash [today: my monster secret]

[SKELTON S. SKELETON]

haha hey there I guess if you've been keeping up with me over on tumblr you already knew this was coming you piece of shit (i love u) 

no no yes you haven't wandered into Another Realm where you are mistakenly browsing Videogame Forum. its true Glam can do more than joke and jape and i'm here to show you the truth. hopefully you see me in a different light afterwards. i dont just like making fun of incest lmao ok . 
if you thought hands-on-their hips anime bullshit could only be purveyed through videogames you're wrong (dead wrong.) I am a master of it and without a ps3 to distract me ive been forced to start making daily trips to the comic book store every day 



so on my sojurn up to One Town Away (29 miles = 53 minutes) to the local Comic Joint where this nerd who stood next to me for 15 minutes in the manga aisle and when I finally asked him how I could help him he just said "oh I just needed to uh get uh around uh you, sir" man am I that old + masculine, completely disgusting. 

anyway I was looking for something I wanted to read with no idea of what I wanted to read and decided to pick something by basically the cover alone, which is always my Shopping Best Practice (it can be urs, too) 
anyway I picked up the new comic by the person that did Battling Boy but also: I got this shit: 



the fact that that image also includes the back tells you more about my tastes in media than I could ever come up with excuses for 

as something awful forum goons call it, it's a harem comedy where all of the girls are cute + dumb but going into something like this I have absolutely interior motivations: I'm sad and I miss being in love 

the series introduces us to our protagonist Kuromine Asahi whos Protagonist Gimmick is that he's so awfully bad at lying that people come to him for honest advice on things because hes the worst goof ever when it comes to making up fibbing. 

his friends are the standard Supportive HIghschool Friends From Manga if only different because Asahi isn't the Big Man On Top in his group of friends but more like the dude they constantly pick on
see: part in manga where he gets epically shut down by a girl he likes before he can even ask her out 

Our Boy falls for Shiragame Yuoko who he describes as a mysterious aloof beauty who never speaks and its kind of funny because while hes pining for her the artist is doing his best job of drawing her like shes the main character in a shojo series all eyelashes and sharp jaw.

also went into this expecting lots of fanservice but across six chapters (the entire first volume) theres None like what the fuck, the series almost kicks off at exploring an actual romance between these two characters!!

oops not. because asahi is a fuckup and instead of telling Yuoko he likes her he instead finds out she's a vampire and if anyone else finds out she has to leave forever (but u read the back, what am I saying) so instead of starting as a romance, the series is about me rolling my eyes and groning while asahi talks about friendzoning but is also completely self aware of the fact that he didn't tell the girl he likes his true feelings 

also I kind of want to post more scans but theres not any good ones on google images so heres a picture of Yuko in the artists really wonderful cartoony style that actually gets used inside the actual manga itself