PHOENIX WRIGHT ACCEPTS DEFEAT???
Shit I'm all out of ideas
ACCEPT YOUR DEFEAT PHOENIX!
Uhhh uhhh uhhh
NEVERRRRRRRRRR
WHAT?! YOU ALREADY LOST!
(Alright phoenix, lets get serious. Serious is Edgeworth's weakness!)
I HAVE LIFE CHANGING EVIDENCE THAT WILL TURN THIS WHOLE THING AROUND!
Alright. Show the court this so called "Life Changing" Evidence.
(Oh shit! I didn't think this far!!!)
Uhhh, lets see here...
(A blank piece of paper? My briefcase is fucking pathetic.)
This is a...
CONFESSION!
What does it say?
It says that uhh...
uhhm..
(THINK PHOENIX, THINK!)
"I KILLED HIM!"
That's a blank piece of paper.
(H-HOW DID HE KNOW?!)
*Applause*
If it wasn't the paper that murdered him, then who did it Dr. Hedgeworth???
It was simply the Defendant.
Are you sure???
Trust me bro.
I believe you, this time. The defendant is...
Shhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
*Applause*
----Couple days later----
And that's why I'm homeless.
You are NOT serious.
That's exactly what happened.
A tribute to all shitty fads.
Well I tried.
Shit I'm all out of ideas
ACCEPT YOUR DEFEAT PHOENIX!
Uhhh uhhh uhhh
NEVERRRRRRRRRR
WHAT?! YOU ALREADY LOST!
(Alright phoenix, lets get serious. Serious is Edgeworth's weakness!)
I HAVE LIFE CHANGING EVIDENCE THAT WILL TURN THIS WHOLE THING AROUND!
Alright. Show the court this so called "Life Changing" Evidence.
(Oh shit! I didn't think this far!!!)
Uhhh, lets see here...
(A blank piece of paper? My briefcase is fucking pathetic.)
This is a...
CONFESSION!
What does it say?
It says that uhh...
uhhm..
(THINK PHOENIX, THINK!)
"I KILLED HIM!"
That's a blank piece of paper.
(H-HOW DID HE KNOW?!)
*Applause*
If it wasn't the paper that murdered him, then who did it Dr. Hedgeworth???
It was simply the Defendant.
Are you sure???
Trust me bro.
I believe you, this time. The defendant is...
Shhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
*Applause*
----Couple days later----
And that's why I'm homeless.
You are NOT serious.
That's exactly what happened.
Fin
A tribute to all shitty fads.
Well I tried.