11-25-2009, 03:29 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
let's harass omegle and now chatroulette
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11-25-2009, 03:29 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Thanked by: TomGuycott, Sonikku, Solink, Maxpphire
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: supness? You: the slenderman is always up. Stranger: slenderman Stranger: nice Stranger: sounds like a superhero movie You: the slenderman is the reason my parents are dead.. Stranger: shit Stranger: no superhero then Stranger: villain? Your conversational partner has disconnected. i was typing "wanna see a pic?" but he left Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: slenderman? Stranger: fuck me You: WHY DID YOU KILL MY PARENTS Your conversational partner has disconnected. inside spoiler is: insults, dick jokes, song lyrics Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I've tried. Your conversational partner has disconnected. everything i say in this one is 100% true ^^
11-27-2009, 06:50 AM
Oh wow I kind of hate this (posts)
Thanked by: Alpha Six, Stooben, Joseph Styling, Sonikku,
11-28-2009, 02:39 PM
Stranger: hi
You: hi Stranger: how are you? You: i just got raped by my father, beaten by my mother, and ridiculed by my brother and the dog simultaneously. You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
11-28-2009, 02:41 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: gay You: ho ho ho! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: hello Stranger: asl? You: 4/m/canada Your conversational partner has disconnected. --- Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: 17/f/ohio Stranger: 16 m ny Stranger: horny? You: yes Stranger: cool Stranger: really? You: yeah You: u wanna cyber? Stranger: sure Stranger: what do you look like? You: i'm 5'4 i have long brown hair and green eyes :-) Stranger: sexy Stranger: photo? Stranger: you don't have to btw Stranger: just wondering You: i dont have a camera ): Stranger: kk Stranger: np Stranger: wait Stranger: do you have a nice bush? You: little yea Stranger: sexy You: hehe Stranger: What are you wearing? You: my bra and sum shorts and a thong Stranger: cool Stranger: are you wet? You: yea You: r u hard Stranger: yup You: mm hot You: i whip out my wet dick and rub it slowly in front of your face Stranger: what Stranger: what the fuck is this Your conversational partner has disconnected.
11-28-2009, 05:53 PM
(11-28-2009, 02:42 PM)Amster Wrote: *snip* the second one is best in topic, except for when tyvon or sonikku did it Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I'M RICKROLLIN LIKE A CHAMPION Stranger: 19 f england You: AND I GOTTA TELL YOU Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i'm rickrollin like a champion You: and i'm trollin like a lolion Stranger: go for it You: and i gotta tell you that You: i'm doing it for the lulz Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: i want it bad You: wanna see my pokemon team ??? You: bringvictory.com Your conversational partner has disconnected.
11-28-2009, 06:09 PM
when did i post anything from omegle on here, i hate that site
11-28-2009, 06:10 PM
I think you did in the first omegle thread.
11-28-2009, 06:12 PM
there was a first omegle thread?
11-28-2009, 06:48 PM
11-28-2009, 07:36 PM
11-28-2009, 09:57 PM
correct
11-29-2009, 01:41 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Your not the prodical son of some revolution that couldnt be classified in the ads of morning papers Stranger: why hello hello Stranger: i call out You: Goodbye goodbye Stranger: lame ass You: j/k, just being dumb You: how are you? Stranger: your being a robot Stranger: throw down some lyrics out of your brain Stranger: spit, flow, procreate You: that's not nice, calling a blind girl a robot Stranger: girl? girls dont exist on this site Stranger: and if so, post taste Stranger: definantly wouldnt call what is ay lame Stranger: girls flock to the pecurliar You: you're right, I'm a forty-five year old balding man. But I am still blind Stranger: i dont fight the storm that im in, because i cant seem to veer my ship the east of what im from, of the taciturn of my freedom You: my mother's dictating what you're saying to me. Stranger: hahaha Stranger: fancy You: I know, it's a sweet deal You: she chews my food for me too Stranger: fuck my society Stranger: i'll kill myself for what i feel should exist but will never Stranger: let's discharge our lust? oh the lust fo the world You: I'm peeing on your front lawn Stranger: im 14, wait im 45, wait i need dick Stranger: oh no but pussy You: And it feels soooooooo good Stranger: FUCK this place You: peeeeeeeeeeeeeee on your laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn You: And by lawn I mean your lap You: I'm peeing on your lap. Stranger: pee on my metaphorical face you unorignal fuck Your conversational partner has disconnected. =========================================================== Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: shalom Your conversational partner has disconnected. =================================== Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiiiiii. You: hoooooooo. Stranger: excuse me? You: You's a ho You: My ho You: I'm a pimp daddy You: And you's my bitch Stranger: fuckkkk youuuuuuu Stranger: lololol Stranger: i dont think sooo asshole. You: suck my cawk You: Dude Stranger: you mean your chode? You: who emphasizes the word "so" in that kind of phrase? You: faggotron. Stranger: lol who says faggotron? You: pimps Stranger: yeah. Stranger: nooo. You: clearly you ain't been workin' the corner enough, biatch Stranger: bhaha. You: Now shuck that chode Stranger: you pretty much said you have a small fat dick. Stranger: now thats pretty sad. You: All pimps do Stranger: lol i bet. You: We get so much head it gets pushed back in Stranger: lol alrighty then. You: Clearly you don't understand head physics You: You need to go back to ho school Stranger: and how old are you? Stranger: ho school? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ============================= Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey im horney and im 15 girl usa trade nude pics You: pa pow! You: You're horney? You: Me too You: I'm a cow! Stranger: cool ur imature Stranger: to You: no You: toooooooooooooo Stranger: how old r u You: 76 Stranger: ur discusting get a life You: More like discrusting. You: You know, because I'm crusty. Your conversational partner has disconnected. ================================== (I LOST MY BEST CONVO AFTER THIS WHERE I TIED IN SO MANY OF THESE JOKES!) |
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