(03-10-2010, 08:43 PM)MrSkeleton Wrote: i think we've gotten a little off topic guys.




in ten years, this is you zeemort
(the jaws are similar)

Add like 40lbs.

*eats icecream, cries self to sleep*

sooo

do they have Lifetime in the UK

As in fitness training?
My google fu tells me yes.
But gyms are for chumps. When I was thinner I just walked everywhere and did low-intensity weight training at home.

I'd walk places more but it is stupidly fucking cold here atm. I can't leave the house without like three layers of clothing on WHERE THE FUCK IS SPRING. :C

no this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifetime_(TV_network)

Quote:I'd walk places more but it is stupidly fucking cold here atm. I can't leave the house without like three layers of clothing on WHERE THE FUCK IS SPRING. :C

you reject the cold and bitter???

some goth you are!!!!

Lifetime is a women's channel with a lot of movies that are like "I SAW MY BOYFRIEND KILL SOMEONE AND NOW HE BEATS ME AND THIS IS BUILDING MY CHARACTER"

Edit: Giz beat me to it.

There's a couple I can think of that are similar, there's one called Living and one called Really which is fairly new. I think it's mostly "Here's a story about how sad a Z-list celebrity is" and "Here's a lady who has like four million kids that she can't look after, but this is A Good Thing because BABIES BABIES BABIES BABIES BABIES"

We do have some pretty awesome-horrible women's magazines, though. My favourites are "Take a Break" (full of ridiculous agony aunt things) and "It's Fate" (full of ridiculous agony aunt things with added psychics, ghosts and demons. No, really).

Also I kind of like cold weather but I think it has been freezing since mid October and I am very bored of it now :C

(03-11-2010, 01:57 PM)Epistaxis Wrote: "Take a Break" (full of ridiculous agony aunt things)

The most hillarious publication in Britain.

Ok, screw working for the Guardian; when I'm a journalist, I'm writing for these guys.

agony aunt

that sounds like a superherovillain name

sex is the best way to stay fit.

it really is.

(03-11-2010, 05:51 PM)Vipershark Wrote: agony aunt

that sounds like a superherovillain name

Would she be an aunt-agony-st

don't get it

edit- OH

ahahaha, that took me a second

(03-11-2010, 06:45 PM)Francisco Cifuentes Wrote: sex is the best way to stay fit.

it really is.

really because all the fat hookers in detroit beg to differ

(03-13-2010, 10:43 PM)Robbydude Wrote:

welp another image that doesn't make any relevance to the topic at all.
thanks spamhaul.

I like how he carries a phallic axe in his inventory