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RE: my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you all - Mech - 03-28-2010
kosheh you should ask your girlfriend if she would like to enjoy your "dugtrio"
RE: my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you all - Adam - 03-28-2010
Get her to join, Kosh.
Tell her she can have a purple username.
RE: my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you all - Robbydude - 03-28-2010
omg guys i think im onto something
the pokedex for digtrio explains that dugtrio is when a diglett triplets come together. when it happens, they cause huge earthquakes by burrowing 60 miles underground
for reference, the deepest earth's crust has been measured is about 30 mi. deep, this brings dugtrio well into earth's mantle, which is superheated and under incredible pressure.
dugtrio's body mass is 73.4 lbs and has a volume of about 1.325 ft. ^3. that makes his density around 55.26 lb/ft^3. for reference, that's almost 2 times the density of gold
RE: my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you all - a babyass man - 03-28-2010
guys hold on i think i'm on to something
M&Ms melt in your mouth and not in your hand, but are also made by Mars Bars Candy Company
Mars is the Roman god of war, while Ares is the Greek god of war
now if you take mars, spell it backwards, and drop the s, you get ram, which is the zodialogical sign for ares
now, ares had a half sister named athena, from whom the city of athens claimed its name. athens is, of course, the capital of greece. and as we all know, zodialogical mythology was created by the greeks in 785 B.C.
785 is also the area code for topeka, kansas. now if you take that, and spell it backwards, and drop the sa, you get snake. and who was the greek demigod who believed snake's tongues had healing properties? Asclepius, of course. the fun doesn't stop here.
which legend is told in both greek and roman mythology involving snakes? naturally, it's the story where apollo slays the serpent at delphi. a serpent is a big ass snake, not unlike our own South American Anaconda. South American Anaconda; Anaconda Malt Liquor. get the picture yet? anaconda malt liquor's slogan is "anaconda malt liquor gives you 'oooooo'". and who else is famous for "ooooooo"? little richard. now what's another name for little richard? little dick. anaconda malt liquor gives you a little dick.
RE: my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you all - Alpha Six - 03-28-2010
i honestly did not notice that cloyster looked like a vagina when i was 10, because unlike everybody else i don't pretend that i knew what a vagina's structure looked like when i was 10 in the hopes that i'll look like a perfect human being in the eyes of an internet spriting community
RE: my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you all - SKELTON S. SKELETON - 03-28-2010
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RE: my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you all - water dog - 03-28-2010
(03-28-2010, 10:41 PM)Dex Wrote: Get her to join, Kosh.
Tell her she can have a purple username.
why does she geta purple name?? ive been here longer than you even know this place and i cant even get a yellow name
RE: my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you all - Woppet* - 03-28-2010
(03-28-2010, 11:05 PM)bryan GT broyan Wrote: guys hold on i think i'm on to something
M&Ms melt in your mouth and not in your hand, but are also made by Mars Bars Candy Company
Mars is the Roman god of war, while Ares is the Greek god of war
now if you take mars, spell it backwards, and drop the s, you get ram, which is the zodialogical sign for ares
now, ares had a half sister named athena, from whom the city of athens claimed its name. athens is, of course, the capital of greece. and as we all know, zodialogical mythology was created by the greeks in 785 B.C.
785 is also the area code for topeka, kansas. now if you take that, and spell it backwards, and drop the sa, you get snake. and who was the greek demigod who believed snake's tongues had healing properties? Asclepius, of course. the fun doesn't stop here.
which legend is told in both greek and roman mythology involving snakes? naturally, it's the story where apollo slays the serpent at delphi. a serpent is a big ass snake, not unlike our own South American Anaconda. South American Anaconda; Anaconda Malt Liquor. get the picture yet? anaconda malt liquor's slogan is "anaconda malt liquor gives you 'oooooo'". and who else is famous for "ooooooo"? little richard. now what's another name for little richard? little dick. anaconda malt liquor gives you a little dick.
it all makes sense now
RE: my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you - [robo9] - 03-28-2010
(03-28-2010, 11:09 PM)Alpha Six Wrote: i honestly did not notice that cloyster looked like a vagina when i was 10, because unlike everybody else i don't pretend that i knew what a vagina's structure looked like when i was 10 in the hopes that i'll look like a perfect human being in the eyes of an internet spriting community
This so hard
tbh I never noticed it until this thread
RE: my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you all - Vipershark - 03-28-2010
(03-28-2010, 11:09 PM)Alpha Six Wrote: i honestly did not notice that cloyster looked like a vagina when i was 10, because unlike everybody else i don't pretend that i knew what a vagina's structure looked like when i was 10 in the hopes that i'll look like a perfect human being in the eyes of an internet spriting community
right because it's not like i had seen one or anything hurf durf
RE: my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you all - Adam - 03-28-2010
(03-28-2010, 11:09 PM)icarly viewer Wrote:(03-28-2010, 10:41 PM)Dex Wrote: Get her to join, Kosh.
Tell her she can have a purple username.
why does she geta purple name?? ive been here longer than you even know this place and i cant even get a yellow name
i was kidding : - (
i can give you a purple or a green username, but that's all for now...!
RE: my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you all - a babyass man - 03-28-2010
(03-28-2010, 11:32 PM)Dex Wrote: [quote='icarly viewer' pid='244947' dateline='1269835795']
green username
oh come on 1up already got a green name for no reason, don't completely ruin this for me ):
RE: my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you all - Alpha Six - 03-29-2010
(03-28-2010, 11:27 PM)Vipershark Wrote:you saw a spread eagle, fully developed vagina and was able to remember its exact structure to the point where you could compare it to a pokemon(03-28-2010, 11:09 PM)Alpha Six Wrote: i honestly did not notice that cloyster looked like a vagina when i was 10, because unlike everybody else i don't pretend that i knew what a vagina's structure looked like when i was 10 in the hopes that i'll look like a perfect human being in the eyes of an internet spriting community
right because it's not like i had seen one or anything hurf durf
at age 10
riiiiiiiiiight
RE: my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you all - FRET - 03-29-2010
I totally believe him
RE: my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you all - FRET - 03-29-2010
pause not