(06-19-2010, 07:25 PM)ccoffee table Wrote: I lay hidden in a crater about 15 meters away from the Moon King. His guards are no where insight, so I seize the opportunity by dashing foward at speed only known to the cheetahs. I swiftlly pull out my hidden blade which is the same kitchen knife my father used to murder my mother when I was 8, he proceded to give me this knife as if it were some family heirloom. Which I obviously kept for that was the only father son moment I had with him before he went to prison. Anyways with the kitchen knife quickly at the throat of the Moon King, I begin cutting at it very slowly as I show him his printed post history. Seein his life flash before his very eyes. As he bleeds out I use the remainder of the time to give him omega wedgies and when he dies he poops two turds out, but since I gave him such great wedgies it was like he was wearing a thong so when he pooped his turds split in half so it looked like he pooped four turds in total. I then update my facebook to "I'm the new moon king" and fart while doing it because its microblogging.

such a muderous era of kings and queens.

(06-20-2010, 12:39 AM)Arrancar Brawler #0 Wrote: Hahaha! Foolish Ccoffee Table! Your pitiful attempt of an assassination was very appealing to me. But you see.......THE MOON KING CANNOT BE DESTROYED!

(06-20-2010, 12:57 AM)asshole parade Wrote: stop it

(06-19-2010, 11:55 PM)asshole parade Wrote:

(06-20-2010, 02:19 AM)Kite Wrote:
Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead.

(06-20-2010, 01:32 AM)Arrancar Brawler #0 Wrote: Nigga