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RE: suicide thread - Locked Achievement - 12-04-2010

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What?



Anyway, I found out never to use kitchen utensils to kill yourself. The sight of a knife plunging through your chest or neck is enough to make you cringe. My chest is still sore from the stab wound. Oh, and drowning in chocolate isn't all it's cracked up to be. when you resurface, dead, you have to get lifeguards to lick the solidified chocolate off your body. When I awake my body was sticky from saliva...


RE: suicide thread - LeleleleMAXIMUM - 12-04-2010

my mom burned all my video games so in three days i'm going to burn all of her pet hamsters and then
k,ill myself by jumping in front of a speeding trains


RE: suicide thread - Mighty - 12-04-2010

people don't kill themselves. true fact.


RE: suicide thread - Chris2Balls [:B] - 12-04-2010

facts don't exist, only interpretations do. concept (i didn't put true because i could put its truth in question). Wink


RE: suicide thread - Lexou Duck - 12-04-2010

I think the most efficient way is to shoot yourself from the bottom of the jaw. There's no skull to go through, so the bullet enters your brain quick enough for you to not feel anything.

In any case, the manliest way to kill yourself is to bang your head repetitively against the sidewalk.


RE: suicide thread - Cobalt Blue - 12-04-2010

gay babies


RE: suicide thread - water dog - 12-04-2010

i didnt mean for this to happen


RE: suicide thread - Locked Achievement - 12-04-2010

Oh well

Tomorrow I'm going to see how many bones I can break by jumping off my trampoline. Hopefully if I land on my head Ill die again


RE: suicide thread - GaryASPG - 12-04-2010

(12-04-2010, 03:28 PM)munky cheez Wrote: i didnt mean for this to happen
how are you posting if you're banned


wait a minute


RE: suicide thread - Helmo - 12-04-2010

banned from the stand


RE: suicide thread - Kazuma - 12-07-2010

Wut? why i would suicide? Very Sad

(What i have to put here? Oh, USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


RE: suicide thread - Asther - 12-07-2010

(12-07-2010, 07:39 PM)Kazuma Wrote: Wut? why i would suicide? Very Sad

If you have to ask, kill yourself.


RE: suicide thread - [robo9] - 12-07-2010

I had an ex who threatened suicide if I broke up with her. Twice.


RE: suicide thread - LeleleleMAXIMUM - 12-08-2010

this is murderbeard s. rabidbaboy's mother, rapesideburns s. rabidbaboy
not only did he kill himself this morning

but he also
burned fluffy, lancelot, cheeks, and mr. snuggleface

WHAT a BRAT


RE: suicide thread - Gors - 12-08-2010

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im daltonic shutup