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RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Sonikku - 08-24-2009
tyhghiidsa xiuasd hopiqw iou tryopwqe
translation: this is how i type
RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Josiah - 08-24-2009
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i has touch screen
RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Vipershark - 08-24-2009
ASDFGHJKL
456+
man, it went across the entire center row
including caps lock and the number pad
woah
RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Kosheh - 08-25-2009
(08-24-2009, 10:12 PM)Vipershark Wrote: ASDFGHJKL
456+
man, it went across the entire center row
including caps lock and the number pad
woah
is it gay that i can actually picture vipershark turning his keyboard sideways, whipping out his cock and then slapping it along the entire middle row from capslock to 6 on the numpad
also you may be long but
that sounds like a skinny penis
RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Vipershark - 08-25-2009
No, my keyboard just won't register it hitting all three rows at once.
RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Raytheon - 08-25-2009
signals from the top row are sent through the cord first dipshit. you failed at trying to make an excuse for your dick being skinny.
RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - LeleleleMAXIMUM - 08-25-2009
asfgijkuyjhk
I tried to write my first name.
I got the first letter right.
And now I have to wipe my keyboard
RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Rökkan - 08-25-2009
ihj6y7hnmu6uh, j,9huyn b8uh9uhy bcbh8u9uh hu89uh bbhu8uh, b
i slapped it down and rolled it, that counts right?
RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Ninspriterx - 08-25-2009
hgew3lloi9 mnytvb bname ius sanbdr5e4w3
I used the tip to try and spell hello my name is andrew.
RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - [robo9] - 08-25-2009
I cant reach the keyboard
RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Rökkan - 08-25-2009
^^^
haha small penis
RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Vipershark - 08-25-2009
(08-25-2009, 09:20 AM)-The Raytheon Experience- Wrote: signals from the top row are sent through the cord first dipshit. you failed at trying to make an excuse for your dick being skinny.
which definitely explains why when I press three keys in different rows at the same time, only the center one goes through
right, distinguished gentleman.
RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - [robo9] - 08-25-2009
(08-25-2009, 06:56 PM)Vipershark Wrote: distinguished gentleman
Hey, hey. Didnt Perez Hilton get a black eye for saying that?
RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Gors - 08-25-2009
Well, he isn't Perez Hilton, right...?
RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Kosheh - 08-25-2009
(08-25-2009, 11:54 AM)Rökkan Wrote: ihj6y7hnmu6uh, j,9huyn b8uh9uhy bcbh8u9uh hu89uh bbhu8uh, b
i slapped it down and rolled it, that counts right?
this sounds painful