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RE: Best Video Game Quotes - Jesse - 07-11-2008
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RE: Best Video Game Quotes - Omegajak - 07-13-2008
Sho_"Rocker"_Daisuke Wrote:Djanjo Wrote:"I'm the Legendary Fencer Musashi...How's it going old man?"
"Hey! YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!"
"The names Musashi you GEEZER..."
-Musashi
which one was this from? Brave Fencer Musashi or Musashi Samurai Legend?
Brave Fencer Musashi, nothing in Samurai Legend was hilarious except for:
"Are you nuts?! Gandrake will PWN you!"
RE: Best Video Game Quotes - Oddball - 07-13-2008
Because the game was fucking AWESOME
Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.
The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.
Happiest and saddest moment in gaming history
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
# This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
# The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
# The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
# You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck. However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized.
# Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of all moral responsibility for the companion cube euthanizing process.
# While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
# Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
# The companion cube cannot continue through the testing. State and local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it!
# You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like (deep male voice) 'NO WAY!' (Normal voice) and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!
# You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing-We-Don't Know-What-It-Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.
# (Less computerized voice) Good news. I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters...
Point made...?
Okay, I'll leave the other GOLDEN quotes elsewhere.
RE: Best Video Game Quotes - JamesMorrow07 - 07-14-2008
"I need an alien toilet to part my bricks, who's first?"
-Duke Nukem from Duke Nukem Forever
"I oughta break a broom handle off in your ass."
"I'm an equal opportunity ass-kicker."
"See you in hell."
"Come get some."
"You're gonna die for that."
"I've got balls of steel."
"*Chuckles* Wasted!"
"Blow it out your ass!"
"Eat shit and die."
"It's my way or—hell, it's my way!"
"It hurts to be you."
"Holy shit!"
"Ooooh, that's gotta hurt."
"Hmm, my kind of party. Wish I had time."
"You wanna dance?"
-Duke Nukem from various titles
RE: Best Video Game Quotes - Ryan914 - 07-14-2008
"I'll give you ten minutes to decide. Which would you rather end up in... a coffin or a dumpster?"
-Dante; Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne
RE: Best Video Game Quotes - Ninspriterx - 07-15-2008
"BABIES!"
Mario - Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time