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RE: If Spamhaul had a video game... - Nystre - 12-06-2009
i dont give a fuck about any of these posts at all
RE: If Spamhaul had a video game... - LeleleleMAXIMUM - 12-06-2009
We should replace jake with a bot who just posts "don't give a fuck" in four random topics a day.
RE: If Spamhaul had a video game... - Kosheh - 12-06-2009
i think jake would give a fuck if he was in the spamhaul beat 'em up with REALLY GIANT MUSCLES EVERYWHERE
he'd be the guy who DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK THAT HE'S JACKED TO THE POINT IT'S GROSS BECAUSE HE IS REALLY POWERFUL NOW
RE: If Spamhaul had a video game... - Nystre - 12-06-2009
(12-06-2009, 09:18 AM)Kosheh Wrote: i think jake would give a fuck if he was in the spamhaul beat 'em up with REALLY GIANT MUSCLES EVERYWHERE
he'd be the guy who DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK THAT HE'S JACKED TO THE POINT IT'S GROSS BECAUSE HE IS REALLY POWERFUL NOW
no i am a delicate little flower i cannot be given muscles
a delicate little flower who doesn't give a fuck but a delicate little flower nonetheless
RE: If Spamhaul had a video game... - Joseph Styling - 12-06-2009
ok im going to make that rpg
give me ideas for the biggest circlejerk that is going to begin
basically give me ideas for enemies/playable characters and such
EDIT: actually it would be cool if we gave it a Earthbound/Mother atmosphere
RE: If Spamhaul had a video game... - Kosheh - 12-06-2009
yes aeris. yes.
i will be a twiggy man with long fingers and have an army of turtles with penises (to symbolize rule34)
vipershark should be the protagonist but instead of his fancy hat give him a baseball hat in the same color scheme of his outfit (black and yellow)
say all you want about how bad of a poster he is, but he does make a good protagonist (and hey - vipershark would be presented as silent for once guhuhuh)
actually that could be the storyline
dazz places a word-limit ban on vipershark and he loses the ability to talk after he tells his mom he's going to the store in 138 words and while getting stufff from the store he gets cut off after the 12th word so he is silent and since he cannot talk (post) except in emoticons so he needs to go get his posting ability back but everyone is like "yay hes quiet" but he has to prove that he is just as awesome a person as the rest of us (it's the truth) and they notice it in his silent spell
and rhymey makes a good paula
RE: If Spamhaul had a video game... - Joseph Styling - 12-06-2009
actually i was thinking of something based on actual happenings in exc/pt/tsr
RE: If Spamhaul had a video game... - TomGuycott - 12-06-2009
I've secretly begun actually working on a game now. xD It's got no sprites, no engine, and no programing, so it amounts to nothing. Just like SPAMHAUL!
No, seriously, I have started to work on it. I'm dabbling with ideas.
RE: If Spamhaul had a video game... - PrettyNier - 12-06-2009
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RE: If Spamhaul had a video game... - Vipershark - 12-06-2009
(12-06-2009, 10:42 AM)Kosheh Wrote: yes aeris. yes.
i will be a twiggy man with long fingers and have an army of turtles with penises (to symbolize rule34)
vipershark should be the protagonist but instead of his fancy hat give him a baseball hat in the same color scheme of his outfit (black and yellow)
say all you want about how bad of a poster he is, but he does make a good protagonist (and hey - vipershark would be presented as silent for once guhuhuh)
actually that could be the storyline
dazz places a word-limit ban on vipershark and he loses the ability to talk after he tells his mom he's going to the store in 138 words and while getting stufff from the store he gets cut off after the 12th word so he is silent and since he cannot talk (post) except in emoticons so he needs to go get his posting ability back but everyone is like "yay hes quiet" but he has to prove that he is just as awesome a person as the rest of us (it's the truth) and they notice it in his silent spell
and rhymey makes a good paula
this actually sounds cool (aisde from silent vipershark)
boo can be that annoying random battle enemy that shows up too many times
RE: If Spamhaul had a video game... - Joseph Styling - 12-06-2009
like that mole ant thing
RE: If Spamhaul had a video game... - a babyass man - 12-06-2009
(12-06-2009, 10:55 AM)Aeris Suzumiya Wrote: actually i was thinking of something based on actual happenings in exc/pt/tsr
bryan (curtis jackson) and tyvon (lloyd banks) plot a takeover of Spamhaul, New York. after slowly climbing to the top and meeting several friends like suigin (DMX) and dex (marshal mathers), the two establish a fight club arena wherein the slummest of the slumdogs must fight their way out of the arena in order to get rich, or die trying. Wayne Knight guest stars as PiemanIndustries, an enigmatic street rat who yells "fuck you" at inoppourtune times, and kosheh makes a debut appearance as himself, the weak-kneed and unwilling mayor of Spamhaul, NY.
RE: If Spamhaul had a video game... - Phage - 12-06-2009
custer's revenge but you're raping a copy of the bible instead
RE: If Spamhaul had a video game... - Joseph Styling - 12-06-2009
This game starts in October 2005 with the creation of Expresso Chop, a forum for people to relax and have fun, however the administrator (Tosh "OMGFossil" Wharton) makes a few enemies in other frequented boards (MFGG/PT) causing troll attacks, raids and many disasters in the community.
Chapter 1 of this story ends with Calvat and Black Mage destroying Expresso Chop
Chapter 2 begins with fossil, in a huge fight against Jiggy, he gets the members of the new Expresso Chop to attack Pixeltendo resulting on his ban.
(lotsa stuff, quests, drama and lovers quarrels between Bean and Kas)
Chapter 2 ends with Calvat getting /b/ to raid ExC. After this Fossil gets a little mad at everyone and destroys ExC again.
Chapter 3: Expresso Chop refugees end up in a forum known as MoAF, created as a shelter by Jordan, however most members would rather play in PT
Most members are discontent with MoAF, mainly because of suit aud and company (later known as the love krew) and end up reveling against the admins of the site, creating a new ExC
End of Chapter 3
Chapter 4: Everybody is happy with the new ExC. The love krew gives in, and decides to join the new ExC, placing the board in the same situation as before.
Fossil makes a reappearance at this point.
Chapter 4: ends with Bean banning everyone in the love krew, except STX and most inactive members causing the board to die
Chapter 5: Everyone hangs out in PT. Love Krew and I are banned from there. ToG decides to create his own board, Failtrain.
After several fights and internet drama, Suigin, decides to invade the board and a day later the board is hacked and destroyed by the love krew.
End of chapter 5
Chapter 6: filler shit until the PT split, tsr forums are created
Ptyvon and stuff
Chapter 7: Tsr arc
Chapter 7 end: Suigin for mod campaign/Turtle wars/the dogs resource (Love Krew, Bryan, Nick and I are the final bosses)
Chapter8: Spamhaul arc by the time we get to this point, something interesting will happen here again I guess
RE: If Spamhaul had a video game... - Rosencrantz - 12-06-2009
by the time you finish chapter 7, a fuckton of things will happen to tSR and you will have to make even more story arcs for these events (or create the sequel, Spamhaul 2)