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lets have our own circlejerk - Joseph Styling - 07-07-2010
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this thread serves no other purpose but to show everyone we are a closed circle
RE: lets have our own circlejerk - slut - 07-07-2010
no offense or anything but don't you think this is
i dunno
adding unnecessary fuel to the fire? :c
RE: lets have our own circlejerk - Joseph Styling - 07-07-2010
(07-07-2010, 07:40 PM)avocado Wrote: no offense or anything but don't you think this is
i dunno
adding unnecessary fuel to the fire? :c
HI,
Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.
It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.
This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.
I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.
My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.
How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?
Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed a woman's opinion.
Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes
RE: lets have our own circlejerk - Chutzpar - 07-07-2010
I should be batman I SHOULD BE BATMAN fuck your circle :C
RE: lets have our own circlejerk - a babyass man - 07-07-2010
(07-07-2010, 07:45 PM)Profanisaurus Wrote: I should be batman I SHOULD BE BATMAN fuck your circle :C
deal with it toots
RE: lets have our own circlejerk - Gold - 07-07-2010
That's not even a circle; it's more like a goose formation styled point.
Now here. This is my kind of circle.
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RE: lets have our own circlejerk - Chutzpar - 07-07-2010
(07-07-2010, 07:46 PM)bryan GT broyan Wrote:(07-07-2010, 07:45 PM)Profanisaurus Wrote: I should be batman I SHOULD BE BATMAN fuck your circle :C
deal with it toots
Whatever, I'll make my own separate circlejerk comprising of me and only me
that'll teach you all
>:I
RE: lets have our own circlejerk - Helmo - 07-07-2010
whois that blue guy is that squidward
RE: lets have our own circlejerk - a babyass man - 07-07-2010
(07-07-2010, 07:48 PM)Profanisaurus Wrote:(07-07-2010, 07:46 PM)bryan GT broyan Wrote:(07-07-2010, 07:45 PM)Profanisaurus Wrote: I should be batman I SHOULD BE BATMAN fuck your circle :C
deal with it toots
Whatever, I'll make my own separate circlejerk comprising of me and only me
that'll teach you all
>:I
oh cool, can i join?
RE: lets have our own circlejerk - Chutzpar - 07-07-2010
(07-07-2010, 07:50 PM)bryan GT broyan Wrote:(07-07-2010, 07:48 PM)Profanisaurus Wrote:(07-07-2010, 07:46 PM)bryan GT broyan Wrote:(07-07-2010, 07:45 PM)Profanisaurus Wrote: I should be batman I SHOULD BE BATMAN fuck your circle :C
deal with it toots
Whatever, I'll make my own separate circlejerk comprising of me and only me
that'll teach you all
>:I
oh cool, can i join?
Only if this is some Tyler Durden shit.
RE: lets have our own circlejerk - Joseph Styling - 07-07-2010
(07-07-2010, 07:48 PM)Butch Wrote: That's not even a circle; it's more like a goose formation styled point.
Now here. This is my kind of circle.
please dont post in my thread, friend circle only thread
RE: lets have our own circlejerk - Alpha Six - 07-07-2010
uuuuugh i don't get it this is so unfunny and circlejerky why are you guys doing this................
10 pages of nonsense
RE: lets have our own circlejerk - slut - 07-07-2010
(07-07-2010, 07:54 PM)Alpha Six Wrote: uuuuugh i don't get it this is so unfunny and circlejerky why are you guys doing this................
shut up nerd
RE: lets have our own circlejerk - water dog - 07-07-2010
i forgot being frinds outside of a forum was a crime
RE: lets have our own circlejerk - Chutzpar - 07-07-2010
IGNORING FURTHER DRAMA LET US DISCUSS BATMAN:
I read Superman: Red Son like a fortnight ago.
In it, Batman is an anarchist. He blows shit up. It totally rules.