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Smash Drama Island - Helmo - 08-29-2010
*The CN Tower, top floor*
![[+]](images/collapse_collapsed.png "[+]")
Spoiler![[Image: Heather_and_Bowser_by_Dynamite64.png]](http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/132/f/2/Heather_and_Bowser_by_Dynamite64.png)
Heather: *sighs in relief* Well, now that the whole Total Drama Bullcrap is over for a while, I can finally take a break from trying to become a superstar after everything I went through. For the first time, I'm glad to be back home instead of on set with Chris and Chef.
*downtown Toronto streets*
Bowser: Ugh...another attempt of getting Princess Peach to myself...shot down because of Mario. Look, if I kidnap her, she should be mine and mine alone. Done deal. *sighs* Well, I guess I could try to find someone new.
*tower top*
Heather: *lets down her hair that finally grew back* Ah, it's so good to have you back, my own pride and joy. *dancing around happily until she slips off the rail on the top* Oops...*falls and screams*
Bowser: Oh...WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE FOR JUST ONE GIRL TO FALL OUT OF THE SKY!
Heather falls into Bowser's arms and the two stare at each other.
Heather: You...saved me?
Bowser: You...fell out of the sky?
A few more seconds pass when they find that they don't like each other.
Heather: Oh, gross! A giant turtle dragon thing?
Bowser: Ugh! Nasty! A teenage sexy popular queen?
Heather: Hey, at least I'm pouular!
Bowser: So am I! I'm the most popular villain ever of all time! King Bowser Koopa!
Heather: What kind of a name is that? What's a Koopa anyway?
Bowser: Hey, don't insult my people and name you little wench!
Heather: I'll do more than that, you Godzilla wannabe!
Bowser: Skank!
Heather: Ogre!
Bowser: Long leg loser!
Heather: Tail tramp!
They both suddenly start making out for about a minute and break away
Bowser & Heather: STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!
RE: Smash Drama Island - Gors - 08-29-2010
instead of reading that pointless text in above post I'd like you to see this image of a cute puppy.
![[Image: cute-puppy.jpg]](http://blogs.jovempan.uol.com.br/petrede/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cute-puppy.jpg)
RE: Smash Drama Island - Helmo - 08-29-2010
chapter 2
*Peach's Castle: Balcony*
![[Image: Lindsay_and_Peach_by_Dynamite64.png]](http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/180/5/7/Lindsay_and_Peach_by_Dynamite64.png)
Peach: It's such a nice day out. I could go for a walk. Maybe see my friends and the citizens of the town. I could use some fresh air.
*enter Lindsay*
Lindsay: Wow! This is such a pretty garden! Now...what place is this called again? Mushroom Highland?
Peach: *sees Lindsay* Who are you? Where did you come from?
Lindsay: *waves to Peach* Hi there! My name's Lindsay. I got to this place from some green tube that was popping out of the ground and I fell in. *laughs* It was a total accident. Next thing I knew, here I am! Clouds with eyes, walking mushrooms, turtles on their back feet in green shoes...everything is so weird compared to where I'm from.
Peach: This is the Mushroom Kingdom. I am its benevolent ruler, Princess Peach. How may I be of acquaintance with you, Lindsay?
Lindsay: Princess Peach? Ooh, I do like peaches. You wanna hang out?
Peach: Sure. I was planning on spending the day outside my castle.
Lindsay: This is YOUR castle! I wanna see!
*inside*
Lindsay: Wow. It's so big in here. Much bigger than my house.
Peach: It is my duty as a princess to rule this land with a divine heart. And I hold the peace between the people and have some of the most respectful friends ever.
Lindsay: I wish I could be a princess. Anyway, let's go!
*they go shopping at the mall, eat ice cream, and fall from a height with parasols; Lindsay holds Perry*
Lindsay: *opens up Perry* Oh, there you are, Perry.
Peach: Where have I heard that before?
RE: Smash Drama Island - Rhyme - 08-29-2010
(08-29-2010, 04:14 PM)Gors Wrote: instead of reading that pointless text in above post I'd like you to see this image of a cute puppy.
RE: Smash Drama Island - Chutzpar - 08-29-2010
![[Image: german_shepherd_puppy_385x261.jpg]](http://www.germanshepherdstore.com/images/german_shepherd_puppy/german_shepherd_puppy_385x261.jpg)
RE: Smash Drama Island - Chutzpar - 08-29-2010
![[Image: beaglepuppy1.jpg]](http://www.beagledogtrainingtips.com/images/beaglepuppy1.jpg)
RE: Smash Drama Island - triptych - 08-29-2010
gayish looking dogs are the best dogs
RE: Smash Drama Island - triptych - 08-29-2010
also corgis
![[Image: 1191990474pembroke_welsh_corgi.jpg]](http://www.greatdogsite.com/admin/uploaded_files/1191990474pembroke_welsh_corgi.jpg)
RE: Smash Drama Island - Devicho - 08-29-2010
![[Image: puppieso.jpg]](http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/7714/puppieso.jpg)
RE: Smash Drama Island - tsr moderation staff - 08-29-2010
![[Image: ein03.jpg]](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_de_4im97-gs/S_H5AAcWmhI/AAAAAAAAAwY/7iQGVHYxGy0/s1600/ein03.jpg)
RE: Smash Drama Island - Chutzpar - 08-29-2010
![[Image: Brock_Staffordshire_Terrier_01.jpg_w450.jpg]](http://cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/Brock_Staffordshire_Terrier_01.jpg_w450.jpg)
staffy fuck yes
RE: Smash Drama Island - Nindo - 08-29-2010
![[Image: 19447_1317918831091_1324369166_906468_5041749_n.jpg]](http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs167.snc3/19447_1317918831091_1324369166_906468_5041749_n.jpg)
Bulldogs.
RE: Smash Drama Island - Devicho - 08-29-2010
![[Image: adorablepuppies7163.jpg]](http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/3411/adorablepuppies7163.jpg)
RE: Smash Drama Island - Rosencrantz - 08-29-2010
(08-29-2010, 05:04 PM)Track Eleven Wrote: also corgis
My dog is half corgi and she is the greatest dog
other half is border collie but she just has the fur pattern of a border collie so !!!!!!!!
RE: Smash Drama Island - Chris2Balls [:B] - 08-29-2010
needs more sausage dog itt