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As I retreated to my car, the man chortled, "This time Delgaudio we can't lose." - PrettyNier - 08-30-2010
http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/archives/2010/04/eugene_delgaudi/
Quote:As I rounded the final turn my eyes nearly popped. Tractor-trailers pulled up to loading docks, cars and vans everywhere and long-haired, earring-pierced men scurrying around running forklifts, inserters and huge printing presses.
Trembling with worry I went inside. It was worse than I ever imagined.
Row after row of boxes bulging with pro-homosexual petitions lined the walls, stacked to the ceiling.
My mind reeled as I realized hundreds, maybe thousands, more boxes were already loaded on the tractor-trailers. And still more petitions were flying off the press.
Suddenly a dark-haired man screeched, "Delgaudio what are you doing here?" Dozens of men began moving toward me. I'd been recognized.
As I retreated to my car, the man chortled, "This time Delgaudio we can't lose."
Driving away, my eyes filled with tears as I realized he might be right. This time the Radical Homosexuals could win.
RE: As I retreated to my car, the man chortled, "This time Delgaudio we can't lose." - PrettyNier - 08-30-2010
this is too hilarious to go into general discussion
RE: As I retreated to my car, the man chortled, "This time Delgaudio we can't lose." - Chris2Balls [:B] - 08-30-2010
posting to keep thread fresh
RE: As I retreated to my car, the man chortled, "This time Delgaudio we can't lose." - Chutzpar - 08-31-2010
I am getting kind of a dimestore Lovecraft vibe from some of his phrasing, and it's awesome.
RE: As I retreated to my car, the man chortled, "This time Delgaudio we can't lose." - TomGuycott - 08-31-2010
I almost want to turn this story into a graphic novel.
RE: As I retreated to my car, the man chortled, "This time Delgaudio we can't lose." - Kosheh - 08-31-2010
Quote:long-haired, earring-pierced menthe man turned around and he gasped with shock and delight as he was pierced.....
earring-pierced`