You're trying to appeal to fellow nerds, and in unboxing videos your actions mean everything (because you're pretty much serving as word-of-mouth advertising, especially so because they're now our sponsor).
When you dismiss items for simply being things you might not be into, and then admire the Zelda wristband out of all the items in the box, I'm not really that inclined to sign up for the box if all it's gonna do is end up being a nice "wine of the month club" comprised of gifts that i can give away to other people. I assume that the point of Lootcrate is that it's cool shit that I can enjoy and not regret signing up for such great deals

With a beast like Lootcrate, it might help to do a little research on the items in the box, so you can offer little factoids about each thing. It's kinda silly to expect someone to do research on a bottle opener, so like don't sweat that but like there's stuff in that box that I thought was pretty rad and would probably have appealed to a lot of the people here. :/

- Brawlhalla LOOKS like nauts, yeah but it's actually a brawler-type fighting game for the PC featuring cartoony deities from various mythologies IIRC, and is basically the PC gamer's answer to Smash. It plays very closely to Smash (knock the opponent off the screen to win). That said if you don't want that Brawlhalla code I'll take it, lol
- The Wonder Woman poster is part of the DC Bombshells series, originally conceived by Ant Lucia, popular pinup artist. And ofc it's a parody of the Rosie the Riveter "We Can Do It" posters. Sure, you might not like the poster, but might your wife like the poster? Or what about your partner in crime, Petie?