by Harold Roxby

Disclaimer: I'll play the Role of Peach at this Point. I have no rights to Mario, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Metroid, Sonic, Wreck-It Ralph, Mickey, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, nor Kirby. They belong to their Rightful owners. Please review here. Thank-e-do.

Prologue: The confused Princess
Princess Peach (Narrating): My name is Princess Elizabeth Jane Toadstool, I was known as "Peach" by all of my residents. Today, my friend Parry the Parasol, my big elderly brother Toadsworth and I are in the Flower Kingdom at night of October, searching for where the Sound of Sorrow came from, Until we found out there is a Little 10-year-old girl, about to be 11 next year, Named Angela O'Haru, Me and Prince Haru's adopted child, crying while hugging a Rock with Haru's Sword called the Flame Calibur in it, and his crystal necklace around the sword, and Haru's mother Queen Blossom Comforting her.

Princess Peach: Excuse me, Angela, why are you crying?

Angela O'Haru: My daddy. (Sniffs) He's gone.

Princess Peach: Gone Where? Oh don't ask, let me look at the Rock the sword was in.

Princess Peach (Narrating): I checked the Rock and I found out that it's a Grave with the name Haru in it, meaning that Prince Haru, Prince of the Flower Kingdom, and Ex-fiance to called off my wedding due to his sickness from Bloat Spurts, Died last month.

Queen Blossom: Despite what Your sisters accused you of treason due to Count Bleck and Dr. Nastasia Droid forcing you to marry Bowser, I'm sure you didn't betray the residents of your kingdom.

Toadsworth: King George, Count Cosmo and I think the Same thing. Peach Told me and I almost died a heart attack first, but then, despite the king's idiocy, King George did talk sense to me.

Princess Peach: Angie, I promise you thee I will file for divorce against Bowser and give you some child support. Would you like that?

Angela O'Haru (stops crying and looks up to Peach): Really Mommy? You do that for me?

Princess Peach: Of course.

Princess Peach (Narrating): After I gave Angela a hug, Toadsworth, Parry and I helped Angela on moving to the Castle of the Kingdom, Taking Haru's Necklace and his sword with us, Angela gets to keep the neck. But while on our way, we entered Mushroom City so we can have lunch. While we were at the restaurant I remembered this:

Quote:Princess Peach (Narrating): I was at the Castle before Pauline's own adventure in Pokeball Federation. I had an argument with my sisters Sorceress Durian and Princess Claudia, and because Toadsworth, King George, and Twin Siblings Count Cosmo and Princess Pearl had no choice but to disagree with Durian's Accusation of treason, Durian ran away of the Mushroom Kingdom taking my nieces, Eliza, Betty and Beth, and her boyfriend Phillip Geraldine, with her and Claudia walks back to her home Claudia Tower Adamantium Factory.

Princess Peach: Although I don't understand, Why did Bowser kidnap me in the first place? Why did Bowser want to marry me in the besides becoming King of my Kingdom? Why does Bowser love me when I'm never interested? and worst of all, why did Bowser Jr. Call me "Mama"?

Princess Peach (Narrating): And that when the war begins, Vegetarian Zombies called "Dead Guys", Werewolves called "Howlers", Skeletoshis, Drybones & Parabones, Splunkins, Jack-O-Goombas, Boos, Mansion Spirits (from Luigi's Mansion), Dublighosts, Frankenstein Typed Monsters called "Vickies", Hunter Yoshis and Popipas are beating up Vampires called Vampies, Young Vampires called "Draculkids", Succubi called "Suckies", Flesh Eating Zombies Called "Dead Carnivores", Undead Muscular Goomas called "Tankibos", Obese Zombie Koopas called "Boomer Troopas" and Shadow Demons (Like the Shadow Sirens). and then, when I heard my birth name "Elizabeth", a fang Bat Landed in front of me and turned into a Vampire Shadow Demon Queen who happens to be the Shadow Queen's Daughter possessing the dead corpse of my mother named "Melody". Her name is Baroness Olivia Von Fungola.

Lady Olivia: Elizabeth, can't you see? The "Night of the Hallows" (meaning Halloween) will soon be here, collect all the Seven Star Diamonds and Bring them to me as Promised.

Princess Peach: Who are you? And How did you know my real name? And call you call me "Peach"?

Lady Olivia (Shakes her Head): You will find out in the mean time. . .  (Turns into a fang bat and Flies away)

Princess Peach (Pulls out her Flame Calibur): I can't tolerate any Undead in my kingdom at all, that's just not right. . .

Toadsworth (Blocks Peach's path nervously): I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Peach. It's too dangerous to interfere.

Princess Peach: I'm Sorry big brother, but in order to get the answers I have to collect the Seven Star Diamonds.

Toadsworth (is forced to agree): Okay fine, but don't get yourself a scratch even if with that sword. It is very dangerous.

Angela O'Haru: I'm going too, Mommy! (as Peach turns into Warrior Peach and Parry tuns into a Shield with the Flame Calibur)

Toadsworth: WHAT? a Child interfering an event so Violent?? Preposterous!! How do ya even know how to Slay??

Angela O'Haru: Blame it on my Demon hunting class Teacher Ms. Buffy Anne Summers, she's the one who taught me to slay every single demon without one single scratch at the Super Smash Bros. Video Game Academy.

Toadsworth (sighs): Okay Mistress Angela, you win. (then lets Angela and says to himsel) I've heard of Young Demon Hunters before, but this is ridiculous.

End of Prologue

Peach (Turns to Angela): So you and Pauline know each other?

Pauline (turns to Peach & Angela):  Princess Peach! Princess Angela! Long time no See! Looks like those monsters really mean business. There are 15 of them in this location! Try to slay at least 15 Dark Tribesmen attacking our people. Don't bother attacking the Dead Guys, Skeletoshis, Vickies, Howlers, Mansion Spirits and Boos. Durian Summoned them all to protect the Kingdom.

Peach: Durian woke the dead for protection!? WITHOUT A NECROMANCER'S LICENSE!? I cannot tolerate this at all!! That's just not right!! & Why do we need Vickies for!? They remind me of Frankenstein!!

Parry: Princess, Please calm down, the Dead Guys, Vickies & Howlers are working as hard as they can to protect our Kingdom, they're different than the Dead Carnivores; Dead Guys are the vegetarian GOOD guys & Howlers KILL the Vampies. & so do vickies.

Peach (sighs): That's what I'm afraid of.

Peach (Narrating): & So I slain 5 dead Carnivores, 4 Man Cheeps & 1 Sucky, then I found a Green Star Diamond on the ground.

Pauline (reminding): With the Star Diamond, You can unlock unlimited power of Feelings.

Peach (Narrating): Then I pushed the Block and Climbed up the beanstalk to get to the higher place. That's where I met Olivia in Fang Bat Form.

Fang Bat Olivia: You are late, Princess. From this time on I have to keep my blood red Eye on you. & Be sure to Slaughter 50 of Durian's Soldiers for interfering my plans.

Peach:  But I ignored Olivia & slain 2 Tankibos and 1 Boomer Troopa.

Pauline: Turns out that most of the Residents have evacuated to the safe-zone, I feel almost sorry for them.

Peach (Narrating): I discovered two Vampies. So as a trick I ate the Anthropy Candy and turned into a Were-Koopa (A Common Koopa in a torn red dress) and howled to the Full moon and slain both Vampies at one blow using Koopa Claws & Elasticized arms. Then I found the other Star Diamond, the Sapphire one.

Peach (Narrating): Meanwhile, at the Gingerbread Mansion at the Gusty Gulch, The Mushroom Sorceress Durian Toadstool and her pet Spell book Mancy are looking out the sugar made window. Then Durian was encountered by a blonde werewolf named Kate (the Same Kate from Mario Tennis).

Kate:  M'Lady, I have to report that the tribe of darkness was attacking Mushroom City, But the Pink Mechanic has defeated them all there and Princess Peach & a little girl are with her.

Sorceress Durian: Elizabeth!? Deploy the troops now & if you see Peach with the Tribe of Darkness then kill them all!!

Kate: But Lady Durian!! Isn't Peach on our side? Mistress!?

Durian: I GAVE YOU MY ORDERS, KATELYN! SHE'S A TRAITOR AND SHE'S THE ENEMY!!

Peach (Narrating): After Kate left, two police officers Sheriff Harriet Sanders and Deputy Buffy Foxx enter the mansion to see Durian.

Harriet: Durian, we like to have a word with you.

Durian: What the hell do you want!?

Buffy Foxx: Why did you summon She-R.O.B. Claire to arrest Princess Peach? We told you your father cannot tolerate accepting the fact that Peach is a traitor due to her marriage with Bowser. She's an innocent girl, She was kidnapped & Forced.

Durian: Bull fricking horse pucky! Don Bones told me all about it! Count Bleck & His jackasses are nothing but a myth to me and even if father CAN'T accept the fact then he's still a BLITTERING IDIOT!!

Sheriff Harriet: Durian, Ranting about your family is way uncool.

Sorceress Durian: ENOUGH!! You pigs get out of my sight!!

Peach (narrating): Then the two cops did leave the mansion like Durian told them to (yet are offended by being called "Pigs") and then Durian looks back out the window.

Durian (to herself): You cannot fool ME, Peach. This time your game is over. For Good. SKELETOSHI!

Yoshi Skeleton:  Yes, Mistress?

Durian: Get on the phone and report this to the Mushroom Military!

Baseball Parry: Alright! Here we Go.

Scout Peach (narrating): As Dr. T tries to attack us with Micro Bullet Bills fired out of the Gatling L-Cannon, I go to the left side of the Cannon while Angela went to the right side of the tank with a Thwomp Hammer. there are three weaknesses to the L-Tank, Two L Symbol light bulbs and the Electric radiator. As Mario Jumps over the manhole to the engine. Angela and I smashed both L Bulbs and Mario smashed the electric radiator with his own hammer. Then I found the Topaz Star Diamond controlling the radiator. As the Tank Stopped, Dr. T, Mr. L. and Dimentio jump out & were about to fight us but then a Swooping Cy-Borg She-R.O.B. Claire with a Romanian accent came by and blasted the mind controlling sprouts off the heads of Dr. T and Mr. L, Turning them back to Tails and Luigi, then handcuffed Dimentio for illegal mind control.

She-R.O.B. II (Claire Tasha Bat): You haff za right to remain Zilent, Dimentio.

Dimentio: BLAST IT!! THIS IS A TRAGEDY!

Claire: Bla Bla Take it to za Judge, Clown Boy!

Peach (Narrating): Then Claire looked at me disapprovingly, as the Were Koopa inspector/warden Charon Daniels also met us.

She-R.O.B. II: Peach, Can't you be in za castle giving out orderz



Princess Peach: Out of my way, Clair; I'm in search for seven star diamonds!!


She-R.O.B. II: Oh Scheiss, zat proves eet!! Zorcerezz Durian vaz Rright; *points at Peach* YOU ARE ZA TRRAITORR!!