ITT: Badly Translated Lyrics

[SKELTON S. SKELETON]

I'm an alligator I'm a momma poppa coming for you

54 translations


""Alligator, sea not illiterate father""

okay this is immensly more fun with song lyrics

[ThePortalGuru]

I'm an alligator I'm a momma poppa coming for you

54 translations


""Alligator, sea not illiterate father""

okay this is immensly more fun with song lyrics

I could always change the title of the thread to "Badly translated song lyrics" if it's more preferred.

"Risin' up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive "

...54 translations later we get:

"Or in his case, and dynamic."

[Saltonara]

"B"

...54 translations later we get:

"Nature"

how do we get "Nature" from "B"

[GaryASPG]

"fantastic topic, bro!"

...10 translations later we get:

"Great topic, brother!"

[Mech]

"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold"

...54 translations later we get:

"When my wife and I"

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"And she's buying a stairway to heaven."

...54 translations later we get:

"And I love you anyway."

they should replace every song's lyrics with these translations

[Jovian-12]

Original text:

"what is this I don't even"

...54 translations later we get:

"A"

[Gwen]

Push the needle in, to the canticles of ecstasy

54 translations later..

"Music malkolm "X"."

He was cool after Mecca.

[Chutzpar]

Morgan has very enormous breasts doesn't she

51 translations later


Deep Morgan.

there's your fox hound name, morgan.

Someone's obsessed with someone else's girlfriend...

seriously.

[Joseph Styling]

I've been around the world seen booty all the time

54 translations


"The pleasure of being cummed inside"

[SKELTON S. SKELETON]

Johnny's in America No tricks at the wheel
Nobody needs anyone They don't even just pretend
Johnny is an American
I'm afraid of Americans I'm afraid of the world I'm afraid I can't help it I'm afraid I can't I'm afraid of Americans Johnny's in America
Johnny wants a plane Johnny wants to suck on a Coke Johnny wants a woman Johnny wants to think of a joke. Johnny's in America
I'm afraid of Americans
Johnny's in America Johnny looks up at the stars Johnny combs his hair And Johnny wants pussy in cars
God is an American
God is an American
Yeah, I'm afraid of Americans I'm afraid of the words I'm afraid I can't help it I'm afraid I can't I'm afraid of Americans
Johnny's an American
Johnny's an American

54. translations later

Furainguburijjijonyamerika.
A
Johnny America.
He was one American I think the world is my life, I fear that the United States.
Brother, Sister Project Server 约翰约翰 food, women, John, I believe to be wrong Johnny America.
I think the United States.
My cat and sutajonijonijoni rijjikaodyo.
God
God
Yes, I am afraid that the United States say the U.S.. It. Is not.
Johnny America
Johnny America










wat

[water dog]

"mountains become wolves and serpents, orbits become trendy dances, the spirit fathers guide our way and hold our hands through massive deserts"

...54 translations later we get:

"New deep, deep, and the modern spirit, but our father Consoles."

[FRET]

"Baby Beiber Boners"

...10 translations later we get:

"Bona boy Baber"