Metroid: Other M

[Sol]

You watch. Team Ninja and Nintendo are going to go balls out on this story. They're going to channel the dead spirits of the most eloquent authors, most balls-to-the walls action directors, and pull the heartstrings directly out of the most tear-wrenching figures of history and whatever Pixar has left over.

And a helluva lot of that is going into Mysterious Black Man.

He's going to be fucking awesome. Not as awesome as our girl Sammy here, but he's going to be the broest of bros.

And then Mysterious Black Man is going to die. After fighting alongside him, laughing at his genuinly witty one liners about chicken and water melon, and contemplating his surprisingly insightful quips about life in gorgeously rendered cutscenes -he's going to die. Whether by your hand, or some scary alien monster, Mysterious Black Man will die.

And when over you watch the trailer again, or someone asks if you remember him... well, you will. You'll remember Mysterious Black Man.

You'll remember.

You're going to look really silly if this actually happens