The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks announced for the DS

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i love sarcasm

Yes, trains don’t fit the Zelda universe because there never were any steampunk elements in Majora’s Mask and Twilight Princess, therefore it just don’t fit.

And you hate Wind Waker because of the cel-shading, that is a perfectly good reason to hate it, after all, cel-shading is really gay and homosexual, and we don’t want to play a gay game, do we? Because Zelda is manly, and LttP and the gameboy Zelda games were all realistic like OoT and TP and therefore, Wind Waker’s style totally misfits the series.

Oh, why did I even mentioned the gameboy Zelda games, they aren’t worth two shits anyway, seeing as you didn’t mention Link’s Awakening or the first Zelda, after all, Zelda only began at “A Link to the Past”, isn’t it true? Or else it’d be called “A Link to the Present” or “A Link to the Future”!

Fantastic rant, I really enjoyed it.