A birthday to shy away from

[Guy]

Happy bday Shy Guy, sendin you some of them good feels, enjoy your b-day man, have a ass implodingly awesome time, not your ass imploding though, probably wouldn't be too good afterewards...in fact in sounds incredibly painful for anyone in general. but the shock factor, possibly a very impressive, albeit, grotesque site to see.

(tad bit buzzed, forgive mef)