Paper Mario animations

[E-Man]

I went ahead with rewriting the second part of the script, too. I hope you don't mind me "stealing" some of your lines and slightly changing

(The scene changes to Goomba Village. The camera is slowly panning outside of the main house to the left.)

Goombario: *From inside the house* Aw, come on, dad! Do I have to?

Goompapa: *Also inside* Son, even though it's yer job around the house to headbonk any unwanted guests, the last visitor we had was two months ago, and it was just an insurance salesman.

Goombario: You seemed to be so eager for me to headbonk such a nice guy.

Goompapa: Maybe to YOU, son! Anyways, yer ma's been pestering me to plant some new Goomnut Trees around the house. Since my back ain't what it used to be and I ain't gettin' my hands dirty over garden work, it's about time you started pulling yer weight around the house.

Goombario: Uh, when you say "hands," you mean that figuratively?

Goompapa: …Less sass and more work, young man.

Goombario: Alright, I get it! I was just gonna start looking for the shovel. Yeesh!

(Goombario steps outside with a spade and heads over to a vacant patch of dirt. He starts digging in the ground with a Goomnut beside him. Shortly afterwards, the camera pans over to the entry gate with the Koopa Bros. close to it.)

Red: Heh! There's the fungal squirt playin' in the dirt over there!

Green: Really? It looks like he's planting trees to make more radically tasty Goomnuts!

Red: BLEH… Goomnuts… Right then, Yellow, brought the trapping whatchamacallit?

Yellow: Indeed, Red! *Pulls out a net launcher made of some discarded junk* It's not much, but it can launch a high tensile strength net up to exactly 114.6 meters away.

Red: Oh… Well, I was hopin' it was just a cage or whatever. See, I ain't gonna need it since I'll just nab him the old fashioned way! Gimme a boost, Yellow!

Yellow: *As he helps Red up* Umm… Okay then…

Black: Ah… About time that windbag does something right for a change.

Green: What do ya mean, dude?

Black: He's taking the stealth approach without even me nagging him into doing it. Sure, sneaking up on a Goomba isn't a big deal, but it is a good start… Well, by my low expectations anyway…

Green: Oh! Sneak up and Goom-nap the little guy? That's, like, really clev-

Red: YO! CHESTNUT!

(Both Green and Yellow a struck dumbfounded, while Black facepalms.)

Red: *As he leans on top of the gate and rocks it back and fourth* My ombreys and I are back to punch your lights out! Without ol' Stromboli to get you outta this jam, you're ONE DEAD PIZZA TOPPING! Once we sack ya, we'll use you to bring that pepperoni pal of yours to his KNEES!

(As Red is making his threats, Goombario makes a quick eye dart over to the gate. He only rolls his eyes and shakes his head as he resumes digging in the ground.)

Red: *To the others* Check it, Bros.! He's too busy shaking in his li'l Goomba boots to even talk back! It's in the bag, gu-

(Just then, the gate gives in and topples backwards with Red on it. He lands on Yellow, which causes him to accidentally fire his net launcher at the window of the house. When the window breaks, Goombario is shocked and Goompapa angrily exits the house.)

Goompapa: *As the camera zooms in on him* Dang-NABBIT! I just fixed that gate…

Black: Yeah… You're on your own with this one, Red… *Disappears with a smoke bomb*

Red: *Finally comes to his sense* Uh-oh… LET'S SPLIT, DUDES!

(Red hightails it out of Goomba Village. Green tires to get Yellow up, but it is too late as Goompapa catches them.)

Goompapa: So, ya'll reckon you can get away with breakin' my gate, huh? I hope ya'll kissed yer shells goodbye because I'm gonna make you pay…

I was thinking that the beating from before was going a little too far, so I thought that having it seem like Goompapa is going to abuse the other two Koopa Bros. is funnier.