Paper Mario animations

[E-Man]

I rewrote the next part. I honestly hope I'm still on the right track.

(The scene changes to Pleasant Path. There is an obvious pitfall trap and the Koopa Bros. are partly seen in a nearby bush.)

Green: I get you think I'm, like, braindead, Red, but even I see how this trap's totally bogus.

Red: Then watch and learn, Braindead. Yellow has everything covered…

Yellow: If you're done patting me on the back, Red, we'd better remain quiet right about… *Waits a bit* Now!

(The four Koopa Bros. hide further in the bush. Parakarry is then seen flying across the path from the left. He suddenly stops to look at the obvious trap.)

Parakarry: *Chuckles* I reckon someone tried to trap me. Bet they forgot I can fl-

(Suddenly, a cage erupts from the ground and snags Parakarry.)

Parakarry: GWARSH! What the-!?

Red: *From offscreen* SCORE! Great work as usual, Einstein!

(The Koopa Bros. jump ioutand do their stylish introduction poses.)

Parakarry: Aw, dangnabbit! You fellers again! Can't y'all leave this ol' public servant alone?

Red: Funny you'd mention that since we ain't gonna do JACK SQUAT to ya. Let this flyboy out, Yellow.

(Yellow shrugs and presses a button on a remote that causes the cage to sink back into the ground.)

Black: Red, this is a bad idea. I was expecting you to only use that greedy punk in case he broke out.

Red: Nuh-uh! It's awesome! Besides, I already paid Kent and he wanted some payback!

Parakarry: Kent? As in Kent C.?

(Kent C. Koopa falls from the sky.)

Kent C. Koopa: The one and only, my friend! If I remember correctly, it was our mutual friend, Mario, that threw his monkey wrench in one of my favorite schemes. Since that unpleasant affair, I've been hard pressed to find a steady buisness proposition that fills my pocketbooks. Yes indeedly-so!

Parakarry: Welp, I could just get you a job over at the postoffice if it's money troubles yer havin'.

Kent C. Koopa: As much as working for spare change sounds oh so interesting, the amount of coins from snapping your pretty, little neck is far more than your ramshackle postal service ever makes in a year. Without a meddling plumber to save you, you can count on this being your last day alive, my friend… Any last words?

Green: Aren't we, like, supposed to keep him kickin' instead of offing him?

Parakarry: The only one bein' off is you off the path!

(Parakarry reaches into his delivery bag and pulls out a Sleepy Sheep. He summons a flock of sheep to pass by Kent C. Koopa, which makes him drowsy. Parakarry then flips him over and knocks him into the river in the typical Koopa Shell fashion. Red is speechless at what he saw.)

Parakarry: Ya know, fellers. Tamperin' with the mail is a kingdom offense...

Red: Ummm… Errrrr… RAISE SOME SHELL, BLACK!

Black: FINE! But this is the last time I'll save your sorry hide!

(A fight scene breaks out between Parakarry and Black. I won't go into too much detail in this script since it's better to show it in the storyboard. Of course, there's a bit where Red is doing mock punches, like some characters do on the sidelines during more serious fight scenes.)

Green: *During the fighting* Uhhh… Why aren't we, like, gettin' a piece of that action, dudes?

(The fighting continues until the point Black has Parakarry in a headlock. It looks like Black is about to win this fight.)

Red: YEAH! Let 'im have it, BLACK! Give 'im the o'l curb stomp! Slit his throat wide open! Post embarrassing pictures of 'im online!

Black: *Suddenly notices Red* RED! What the heck are you do-ACK! *Get tackled by Parakarry*

Red: *Panicing* Oh-crud-oh-crud-oh-crud-oh-crud-oh-crud… *Notices a rock nearby* Ah!

(With great effort, Red lifts the rock up to his chest and then tosses it. Unfortunately, it ends up knocking Black on the head. Parakarry lets go from his hold on Black.)

Parakarry: Tell ya what, fellers. Since I never had this much fun in a long time, I'll let this whole thing slide...

(Parakarry flies off to resume his duties. I think he should drop a letter as a gag. After Black gets up from his back, he walks angrily away from the group.)

Red: Errr… Heh-heh… We'll get him next time, bro?

(Black quickly faces Red. He points to both his eyeballs with two fingers on his hand and then swiftly points them at Red. He then turns around to resume his walk. Green looks very concerned, while Yellow sternly glares at Red.)

Red: Aw, he'll come around, boys!