Freestyle Me the Real Slim ShadeDBZ

[Cooper]

Gonna try out this here rap thing,
Even though I still prefer to sing.
The weather out here finally feels like Spring,
Since the last few weeks it was totally freezing.
I usually just sit around all day,
Playing games, doing things my way.
I love my laptop beyond comprehension,
But will it blend? That is the question!
I'm also really fond of cars,
Maybe some day we can drive them to Mars!
I like working when I get loot,
So having a job is quite a hoot.
Now I'm officially out of ideas,
Maybe I can get some more from Ikea!
I'm embarrassed to have rapped like an overconfident elf,
So now I'm gonna go hang myself.
But even then I had fun.
Perhaps more raps will be run.