Freestyle Me the Real Slim ShadeDBZ

[Cooper]

Gonna try out this here rap thing,
Even though I still prefer to sing.
The weather out here finally feels like Spring,
Since the last few weeks it was totally freezing.
I usually just sit around all day,
Playing games, doing things my way.
I love my laptop beyond comprehension,
But will it blend? That is the question!
I'm also really fond of cars,
Maybe some day we can drive them to Mars!
I like working when I get loot,
So having a job is quite a hoot.
Now I'm officially out of ideas,
Maybe I can get some more from Ikea!
I'm embarrassed to have rapped like an overconfident elf,
So now I'm gonna go hang myself.
But even then I had fun.
Perhaps more raps will be run.

[Gors]

Now wait a sec, what have we here?

Cut me some slack, I hope I'm being clear

An overconfident elf, what the heck was that

You rapped damn fine with rhymes so phat

I'm fucking pissed off bro, I really am

To roast everyone here, I came from Japan

But what I see here's humble pros,

Claimin' they be shit but dishin' out rhymes high n' low

You're all too good and that's a shame

There be no roastin, there be no flame

I see that you're all kings and queens of rap

Yeah your majesty, you make my feet tap

I think that this forum should change its course

Let's fuckin' rename it theRappersResource

No pixels, no game, and no anime

And a lot more Ice Cube, Dogg and Kanye

[Kosheh]

I think that this forum should change its course

Let's fuckin' rename it theRappersResource

No pixels, no game, and no anime

And a lot more Ice Cube, Dogg and Kanye

just so you know i fully agree with this statement
this form would make this forum a great forum of entertainment

[Shade]

YO YO YO

Slim ShadeDBZ is back my dudes
And with him he's got some pretty big news
Glad to see this thread continues to be frequently used
Now it's my turn to infuse some lyrics for you to peruse

I'mma lay it down steady but still manage to rock ya
My skill's electrifying so try not to let it shock ya
Without further ado, I'mma drop this right on ya
When I do you try your best to not also let it drop ya

I'mma step it up again so try not to test me
I'm the greatest rapper ever in history and ancestry
None will ever reach my level, though in actuality
Admittedly that was a case of hyper hyperbole
Hyper 'cause the flow be rapid when set free from inside of me
And it cannot be contained, one of my idiosyncracies
It fires out hot fire, and it does so effortlessly
It blends together so well like a choir group's harmony

But I'm not the only one who can reach this level, surely
Some of you other rappers are well on your way, namely
Gors you shootin' vocal bullets, ain't no misentry
You're rapping more than me, you're Player 1 and I'm like Luigi
Scratch that, I'm player 3, someone else does more posting
But I gotta say it seems he isn't doing any roasting
Seen Kosheh post a couple times but missing the rhymes
That first rap was sick, how 'bout spitting again sometime?
This is a message board and you're using it right
But make your comments in the form of rap lyrics? Sounds tight
EDIT: Yo what the heck I'm editing this
It seems there's something major that I managed to miss
Kosheh still got rhyme but it's a little hidden
It seems he really does get that non-rap is forbidden

I didn't expect much, you guys are fast learners
And thanks to you you really made this thread a page turner
So I'll return again after a small hiatus
But first I said I have some big news, which is this:
I'm here to roast someone but got caught up with flaunt
To put it simply, that's not how you say "nonchalant"

PEACE

[Garamonde]

Woah woah woah, what do I see here?

Someone challenging my rhymes? This is what I fear

You see, my friend, in using the word nonchalant

How do you know I wasn't just saying talent as tuh-lahhnt?

It's true that there's much that writing fails to convey

But trust me, I know English, I know how to portray

The message in which I try so hard to send

That you claim as erroneous, and this is how I'll defend

The high bar that I set for myself, this grand entrance I'd made

And I wouldn't let such a silly blunder muddy up my cascade

Well I hope this explanation has negated your conclusion

Excuse me while I put my plan to be the best rapper to fruition

[Gors]

You think you can rap, well ain't that cute

Ya doin' ya best, I shall give you tribute

But let me tell ya, I gonna be blunt

You are going nowhere withthis kinda stunt

You did some rapping I found exquisite

But you thinkin' that long-ass raps are a quality prerequisite

Well I'm sorry Imma gonna rain on your parade

Quality over quantity, get ready your band-aid

Now my main bro Slim ShadyDBZ

There's no need to feel dwarfed down

You have the skills to make rhymes with ease

You know all important people are never alone

Tom and Jerry, Donald and Scrooge

And like Kosheh said, the squirrel and moose

You're no 2P and I ain't 1P

We're both equal both in soul and lead

Mighty MJ I hope your band-aid is still glued

You tried to roast my bro and I gotta be rude

Why don't ya give the bullet a shot

I ain't bein schooled by a mere

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Spoiler

I made it purely for the rhyme, no hard feelings
We're still friends cuz I think ur appealing

[Garamonde]

Who ya think you are, hatin' on my style?

I think you're just jealous, but so in denial

That's okay my fam, I sure would be too

If I actually made everything rhyme (ooooh!)

Longer lines give me so much more space

To roast you to ashes without leavin' a trace

Whoever said rap had hard 'n fast rules?

Long as ya unravel the words like silky spools

Don't gotta be fancy, or try too hard

But you're comin' at me so I'll put up my guard

You think you're bein' cool, you think you're bein' clever

But you won't stop me in my rapping endeavor

Come on now though, we don't gotta fight

I ain't schoolin' nobody, I thought we was tight

Let's just get along here my dear big bro

Nobody here gotta prove they pro

We all have our own ways, that makes us unique

So might I ask we cease this pointless critique?

We're sharing a passion here, that ain't no crime

I wish I could continue, but I'm runnin' outta time

[Though I cannot take a photo of myself right now, pretend there is a Rad Sans shootin'
you the peace symbol here. Trust me, I'm there in your hearts. Word.]

[Quirby64]

If what I'm seeing is right, it seems like this thread is dying

But man, I can't let that be, and I ain't lying.

I've been out of the loop, I haven't done this is a while

But If this is what it takes then I'll go the extra mile.

So let's see, something about talent and nonchalant?
Jeez, such a hard word to rhyme, let's put it with "dont".
I can't rhyme as I type, I end up goin to Google to ask

"Yo my main man Google, what rhymes with "Flask"?"

I'll admit this hasn't been my best game
The raps I've been droppin have been pretty lame
But I already said that this thread shouldn't die,

Even if my C-grade beats are the only thing keeping it alive.

\.o./