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My Life Is Twilight
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Whenever I answer the phone I say, "Edward?" I want to die whenever it's not him. MLIT
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Oh, I thought it was because your boyfriend is so white that he sparkles in the sun but okay.
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(01-10-2010, 08:48 PM)Vipershark Wrote: Oh, I thought it was because your boyfriend is so white that he sparkles in the sun but okay.

i don't get it. he's half black.
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#4
so you want to get sucked by someone else?
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(01-10-2010, 08:51 PM)Amster Wrote:
(01-10-2010, 08:48 PM)Vipershark Wrote: Oh, I thought it was because your boyfriend is so white that he sparkles in the sun but okay.

i don't get it. he's half black.

more like a fourth.
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(01-10-2010, 08:54 PM)Yukon Cornelius Wrote:
(01-10-2010, 08:51 PM)Amster Wrote:
(01-10-2010, 08:48 PM)Vipershark Wrote: Oh, I thought it was because your boyfriend is so white that he sparkles in the sun but okay.

i don't get it. he's half black.

more like a fourth.

well if you want to get technical he's like 3/4!!
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Does every thread on this forum involve Tyvon's race?
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#8
Today, I got a paper cut while putting up my New Moon poster. Coincidence? MLIT
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Quote:The first thing I did in 2010 was kiss my Edward cardboard cut-out.
Twilight fans are pretty much just "Vipershark: female edition."
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twilight isn't anime, so no
plus I don't have cardboard cutouts to kiss

or figurines
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#11
yeah, 95% of these are fake
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Quote:well if you want to get technical he's like 3/4!!
3/4th white 1/4 fat??
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Twilight the Movie: Amster Edition

Danny Devito should play Tyvon IMO. Same waistline, same hairline
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the writing on this is nearly as bad as that in the twilight books.
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I just met a twilight fan. I thought they didn't exist but I couldn't believe my eyes. She was fat and jumping up and down saying this book is amazing to her sister.
I wanted to kill her but I was scared if she was infected. :l
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