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Confessions of a teenage(more accurately "Middle aged") sprite ripper.
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Once I printed out a sprite of yoshi ripped by Bacon(dont worry i gave credit), I enlarged it drasttically and put a hole in his mouth where i have created a glory hole. After which I had this girl commit fellatio to me while using said glory hole. I only did this because she always wanted to french kiss Yoshi from super mario brothers.


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#2
"what made you want to be a police man?"
"officer."
"what made you want to be a police man officer?"

-- Hot Fuzz
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i am a girl IRL.
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#4
UHH huhh, next you'll be telling everyone youre not 36. Way to not take the thread seriously -_______________-;
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a brief history of ironic internet posting:
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look
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#7
look at me
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#8
I slept with girl Metaru.
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(02-02-2010, 07:30 PM)Nystre Wrote: a brief history of ironic internet posting
(02-02-2010, 07:31 PM)Nystre Wrote: look
(02-02-2010, 07:32 PM)Nystre Wrote: look at me

I JUST got this.
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#10
I once had to participate in a play half-naked.

And everyone at school saw me, including their parents.

I don't feel humiliated, though.
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(02-02-2010, 07:32 PM)TomGuycott Wrote: I slept with girl Metaru.

omg...
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#12
i once had sex with a girl in the same bed as my best friend and a girl he was having sex with and i came after like 2 minutes. But he never told anyone, thank fuck.
Also there was a Mario plush toy in the bed that i won from one of those claw machines.
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#13
I used to fap to loli

but I was 12 so it was legal right

right
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(02-02-2010, 07:44 PM)Muchacho Mechanto Wrote: I used to fap to loli

but I was 12 so it was legal right

right

>used to
>was 12

itt mechant uses past tense for current events
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(02-02-2010, 08:26 PM)Vipershark Wrote:
(02-02-2010, 07:44 PM)Muchacho Mechanto Wrote: I used to fap to loli

but I was 12 so it was legal right

right

>used to
>was 12

itt mechant uses past tense for current events
oh god I laughed so hard I came you prankster

also the chicks in your avatar are South Korean, sorry to piss on your parade
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