Hello Dear

[Sengir]

Hello dear chosen one

Greetings, Please excuse me for all the inconveniences my mail could cause you.
I have the pleasure to expose to you my predicaments.

Please even if we never knew before, I believe firmly that on the basis of the right of humanitarian assistance that a real confidence and love can arise from our communication. I was told by the doctor few days ago that my liver was damaged beyond control as a result of poisonous food my step mother served me and can only live for some months.

I believe my step mother out of her selfish greed wanted me dead by all means because
she did not have a child for my late father and that was why he willed his deposited
treasures to me as the only daughter.
Because of her plight, I have decided to donate a reasonable part of this treasure to churches, mosques and charitable organizations. The reason is that my late father never wanted me to live in Africa that was why he instructed them never to release this treasure to me here.
As soon as I receive your response I will explain further and send you my personal documents legalizing the treasures; on the other hand if I don't hear from you within two or three days, I will be left with no option than to look for another person who is willing to execute my wish.
Remain blessed as I wish you accomplish my wish.

Pray for me always.

Sincerely,

Aisha Rami

[drakion]

how many e-mails she send?

[Sengir]

Just this one. Has anyone else gotten one?

[Chutzpar]

Dude it's just regular spam.

It's like the next step on the evolutionary ladder from "I am a Nigerian prince and I convened with spirits to arrive at the conclusion that I should give you mad cash".

[Sengir]

Hm, this is the first time it's happened to me in all my years of internetting.

I guess I'm so unpopular even bulk spammers tend to ignore me.

[Vipershark]

if you have a throwaway email registered with fake info, by all means, reply and troll the fuck out of them and see if they catch on

"for the lulz" or something like that

[drakion]

theres even an wikipedia entry about it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance-fee_fraud

[Sengir]

Oh, I do know about the "Nigerian Princes".

It's just that this one seemed new to me. I rarely ever get spam, so I found it interesting.

[Chutzpar]

Gmail's pretty good at dealing with spam, so I rarely see any.

Sometimes I look at my spam folder anyway, just for the nostalgia.

And so I know where to buy Cialis, obviously.

[drakion]

yahoo is pretty good too. so far zero spam.

now, hotmail is the champion of spam mails

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[Sonikku]

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[Sonikku]

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