my girlfriend just noticed something in pokemon and i felt compelled to tell you all

[Mech]

kosheh you should ask your girlfriend if she would like to enjoy your "dugtrio"

[Adam]

Get her to join, Kosh.

Tell her she can have a purple username.

[Robbydude]

omg guys i think im onto something

the pokedex for digtrio explains that dugtrio is when a diglett triplets come together. when it happens, they cause huge earthquakes by burrowing 60 miles underground

for reference, the deepest earth's crust has been measured is about 30 mi. deep, this brings dugtrio well into earth's mantle, which is superheated and under incredible pressure.

dugtrio's body mass is 73.4 lbs and has a volume of about 1.325 ft. ^3. that makes his density around 55.26 lb/ft^3. for reference, that's almost 2 times the density of gold

[a babyass man]

guys hold on i think i'm on to something

M&Ms melt in your mouth and not in your hand, but are also made by Mars Bars Candy Company
Mars is the Roman god of war, while Ares is the Greek god of war

now if you take mars, spell it backwards, and drop the s, you get ram, which is the zodialogical sign for ares

now, ares had a half sister named athena, from whom the city of athens claimed its name. athens is, of course, the capital of greece. and as we all know, zodialogical mythology was created by the greeks in 785 B.C.

785 is also the area code for topeka, kansas. now if you take that, and spell it backwards, and drop the sa, you get snake. and who was the greek demigod who believed snake's tongues had healing properties? Asclepius, of course. the fun doesn't stop here.

which legend is told in both greek and roman mythology involving snakes? naturally, it's the story where apollo slays the serpent at delphi. a serpent is a big ass snake, not unlike our own South American Anaconda. South American Anaconda; Anaconda Malt Liquor. get the picture yet? anaconda malt liquor's slogan is "anaconda malt liquor gives you 'oooooo'". and who else is famous for "ooooooo"? little richard. now what's another name for little richard? little dick. anaconda malt liquor gives you a little dick.

[Alpha Six]

i honestly did not notice that cloyster looked like a vagina when i was 10, because unlike everybody else i don't pretend that i knew what a vagina's structure looked like when i was 10 in the hopes that i'll look like a perfect human being in the eyes of an internet spriting community

[SKELTON S. SKELETON]

[water dog]

Get her to join, Kosh.

Tell her she can have a purple username.

why does she geta purple name?? ive been here longer than you even know this place and i cant even get a yellow name

[Woppet*]

guys hold on i think i'm on to something

M&Ms melt in your mouth and not in your hand, but are also made by Mars Bars Candy Company
Mars is the Roman god of war, while Ares is the Greek god of war

now if you take mars, spell it backwards, and drop the s, you get ram, which is the zodialogical sign for ares

now, ares had a half sister named athena, from whom the city of athens claimed its name. athens is, of course, the capital of greece. and as we all know, zodialogical mythology was created by the greeks in 785 B.C.

785 is also the area code for topeka, kansas. now if you take that, and spell it backwards, and drop the sa, you get snake. and who was the greek demigod who believed snake's tongues had healing properties? Asclepius, of course. the fun doesn't stop here.

which legend is told in both greek and roman mythology involving snakes? naturally, it's the story where apollo slays the serpent at delphi. a serpent is a big ass snake, not unlike our own South American Anaconda. South American Anaconda; Anaconda Malt Liquor. get the picture yet? anaconda malt liquor's slogan is "anaconda malt liquor gives you 'oooooo'". and who else is famous for "ooooooo"? little richard. now what's another name for little richard? little dick. anaconda malt liquor gives you a little dick.

it all makes sense now

[[robo9]]

i honestly did not notice that cloyster looked like a vagina when i was 10, because unlike everybody else i don't pretend that i knew what a vagina's structure looked like when i was 10 in the hopes that i'll look like a perfect human being in the eyes of an internet spriting community

This so hard

tbh I never noticed it until this thread

[Vipershark]

i honestly did not notice that cloyster looked like a vagina when i was 10, because unlike everybody else i don't pretend that i knew what a vagina's structure looked like when i was 10 in the hopes that i'll look like a perfect human being in the eyes of an internet spriting community

right because it's not like i had seen one or anything hurf durf

[Adam]

Get her to join, Kosh.

Tell her she can have a purple username.

why does she geta purple name?? ive been here longer than you even know this place and i cant even get a yellow name

i was kidding : - (

i can give you a purple or a green username, but that's all for now...!

[a babyass man]

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green username

oh come on 1up already got a green name for no reason, don't completely ruin this for me ):

[Alpha Six]

i honestly did not notice that cloyster looked like a vagina when i was 10, because unlike everybody else i don't pretend that i knew what a vagina's structure looked like when i was 10 in the hopes that i'll look like a perfect human being in the eyes of an internet spriting community

right because it's not like i had seen one or anything hurf durf

you saw a spread eagle, fully developed vagina and was able to remember its exact structure to the point where you could compare it to a pokemon

at age 10


riiiiiiiiiight

[FRET]

I totally believe him

[FRET]

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